The Tea - Edition One.

[ApplePieKathy 561]

 

THE TEA.

 The tea you can count on!

THIS WEEKS TEA!

Article I: Norlanders aren’t human.

Article II: Rebel Boy.

Article III: Did somebody order the tea?!

Article IV: Senate Elections!

Article V: Tea-hee.

ARTICLE I: Norlanders aren’t human.

After Morsgrad’s shocking defeat at Hangman’s bridge, with their soldier's corpses littering the battlefield... struck down by the glorious Haenseni & Orenian forces... can we even consider them human?

My simple answer is: No. They are simply too stupid to call themselves human!

I believe the common peasant, on average has greater intelligence than that of the Morsgradian rats!

Norlanders never learn, too stubborn to move on from the grudges of old.

They are not human, Norlanders are their own race. A lesser race.

If any Norlander reads this, don’t be offended.

It’s just tea.

- ~ THE TEA ~ -

 

ARTICLE II: Rebel Boy!

Alexander the rebel boy, a treacherous dog defected to the side of the Suffonian Rats.

Stupid rebel boy! With his nephew, Tobias Merentel disowning him from the House of Merentel, a wise move!

Rebel boys never learn, quite like the Norlandic race!

If Mr Alexander reads this, don’t be offended.

It’s just tea.

- ~ THE TEA ~ -

 

ARTICLE III: DID SOMEBODY ORDER THE TEA?!

Matthias Othan Rutledge made a simple request to remarry!

REMARRY!

Loneliness is getting to him!

Spread the tea!

- ~ THE TEA ~ -

 

ARTICLE IV: Senate Elections!

Ah lovely, everybody's favourite topic!

POLITICS!

What a great topic for tea time!

The empire hosted elections for our great Imperial Senate! (How lovely!)

Now... before people go on and vote in Imperial elections, you have to be registered on the Imperial Census!

So your vote counts!

- ~ THE TEA ~ -

 

ARTICLE V: Tea-hee!

The Tea is a brand new paper, which will SPREAD tea you can count on.

This is the first edition of The Tea first edition, and there will be more Tea in the future!

THAT’S ALL FOR NOW...

Tea-hee! 

TEA YOU CAN COUNT ON!

M.V.A.R

TEA-HEE!

 

 

[skuke101 181]

Ecbie approves of the tea as he sips his glorious Pabst 

[Pureimp10 5691]

3 minutes ago, Lionbileti said:

“Sounds like something a sodomite would read.” States Alefrik

“That’d explain why you read it.” says Otto

[ApplePieKathy 561]

13 minutes ago, Pureimp10 said:

“That’d explain why you read it.” says Otto

“OHH SNAP!”

 

[Ixli 1472]

“The tea is that the only thing not human is Oren’s undead Emperor, you flaming wallaby.” commented Silir Uradir.

[MadOne 4945]

2 minutes ago, Ixli said:

“The tea is that the only thing not human is Oren’s undead Emperor, you flaming wallaby.” commented Silir Uradir.

"Ok fruitcake" said man

[SaltAlt 606]

Alaric would narrow his eyes as he read “by the father, after reading this article I wish I were brain dead... willing myself to finish reading this piece proved harder a task then the 9 beat downs we delivered your forces...” he would say rubbing his forehead

 “Holy **** that was terrible” he’d conclude as he drank to hopefully rid his mind of this cursed writing.

[pkdon 2042]

55 minutes ago, Pureimp10 said:

“That’d explain why you read it.” says Otto

“I know you are but what am I!” comments a wandering child.

[Kaelan 1918]

3 hours ago, MadOne said:

"Ok fruitcake" said man

“Pretty sure your Haense marshal is an undead as well...” says a red headed wood elf. “Something about dying to some Irrinites....” 

[Ixli 1472]

52 minutes ago, Kaelan said:

“Pretty sure your Haense marshal is an undead as well...” says a red headed wood elf. “Something about dying to some Irrinites....” 

 

“I am beginning to like these ‘ame..” said high elf

[monkeypoacher 8055]

1 hour ago, Kaelan said:

“Pretty sure your Haense marshal is an undead as well...” says a red headed wood elf. “Something about dying to some Irrinites....” 

 

“nice post” says joey

[Draeris 3124]

“Why is this publication named after a a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water?” Reinhard thinks “There seems to be no cultural context in Arcas for this to make sense..”

[1_Language_1 1671]

 

 

 

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13 hours ago, Draeris said:

“Why is this publication named after a a hot drink made by infusing the dried crushed leaves of the tea plant in boiling water?” Reinhard thinks “There seems to be no cultural context in Arcas for this to make sense..”

 

Gwynnestri, a rather ample-busted ginger lass, quietly sips her tea as she listens to the gossip of the other ladies that are drinking tea with her. This was her way of hearing the news in a more fun way, over tea.

 

Of course, men wouldn’t understand the meaning of ‘Tea’; because they don’t drink tea with the ladies of the town!