Stauntbucks Coffee Co.

[sergisala 3451]

 

I Market Street

City of New Aleksandria

Kingdom of Courland

 

Stauntbucks Coffee Co.

The Arcas Leader in Premium Coffee Experience

 

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i) About the Business

 

Located near the entrance of the newly bustling city of New Aleksandria, Clive Jr the Jester and Hogo Bojo bring to the citizens of Arcas a new innovative business chain, with the focus of putting you, the consumer first.

 

Stauntbucks promises a vast spectrum of coffee, tailored to your needs. Whether your preferred base is qalasheen coffee beans, courlandic coffee beans, or if your taste is more refined to a smaller, niche base of coffee, you can be assured that Stauntbucks will satisfy your wildest coffee fantasy.

 

What exactly does Stauntbucks mean?

 

Staunt - The ill-concealed lust towards an individual item, in our case, coffee and premium products.

Bucks - Representation of the financial aspect of any business.

 

Stauntbucks

 

ii) Investment Opportunities

 

  

  A picture of a random inspirational quote which is hung within the shop.

 

We seek to sell stakes in our business. We intend to undergo significant expansion in the future, opening shops across all Arcas. Stakes set at a variable rate. Contact Clive Jr the Jester and Hogo Bojo for more information (Sergi#5457 / HogoBojo#3058). 

  

All stores are equipped with free Bi-Fi (Bird Information Flying Initiative). Loyalty card discounts are available.

 

iii) Menu

 

At Stauntbucks we believe that customization is the key to client satisfaction. Whether it is with the size, flavour, toppings or other aspects, we at Stauntbucks intend to deliver.

 

1) Choose Your Size - All drinks come in three sizes;

 

Dwarf Sized - For those looking for a small drink to quench their thirst.

 

Haense Sized - Standard size for your average Joe.

 

Keaton Sized - For those of you with more brass than cents.

 

2) Choose Your Drink - You may choose from one of the following drinks;

 

Mocha

White Mocha

Dark Mocha

Mocha Frappuccino

Mocha Mochachino

Mocha Cappuccino

Cappuccino

Mochachino

Cappa Mochachino

Vanilla Frappuccino

Strawberry Frappuccino

Tea

Green Tea

Docchachino

Latte

Pumpkin Spiced Latte

Latteccino

Frappuccino

Frappuccino Mochaccino Spiced Cappuccino

Dodoccochino

Vanilla Mocha Frappuccino Pumpkin Spiced Mochachino Cappa Doccochino Latte

 

Or why not try NEW: Coffee

 

3) Choose Your Topping - You may have as many of these as you want, for a nominal fee;

 

Whipped Cream

Spiced Whipped Cream

Cashew Nuts

Gluten Free Marshmallows

Crushed Peanuts

Gluten free pine wood

 

4) Choose Your Sides:

 

Gluten free Cinnamon Swirl

Gluten free Apple and Custard Lattice Slice

Low Calorie Flapjack (with or without gluten)

 

iv) Mission Statement

We believe strongly in the concept of kaizen, and strive to continuously better ourselves. We are a community where people and non people from all walks of life can be accepted. We believe in a social environment, where we provoke productivity, free thought and equality.

 

v) Job Vacancies

 

FINAL SALARIES OF LONG TERM STAUNTBUCKS EMPLOYEES: 1000 - 5000 MINAS PER SAINTS WEEK.

 

There are many highly paid jobs with current vacancies demanding bright innovative individuals to fill them. Stauntbucks are looking to hire the following people:

 

- Entertainers, instrument players, comedians, etc.

- Potential managers and senior baristas.

- Baristas, part time and full time.

- Promoters, to distribute leaflets.

- Accountants.

- Merchandise & Marketing.

 

All employment offers are available both part time and full time. The longer an employee works here, the more financial and nonfinancial benefits they receive.

 

All baristas and managers are expected to wear the Stauntbucks Coffee Co. uniform. All budding Stauntbucks employees must fill out the following form and send it to the address at the head of the pamphlet.

 

Full name:

Position Applying For:

Previous Experience:

Where do you see yourself in five years?:

(Discord Name):

 

Spoiler

[Credits to @Vege]

 

[HadvarAvMitteland 557]

Hadvar chuckles with glee. "This seems familiar?" He would state, before throwing the missive into his fireplace.

[Drew2_dude 2636]

*- “service terrible, nonexistent staff, my coffee was cold and moldy by the time I got it. odd wall of ‘Employee of the months’ all with a man named Tobias Staunton. Will not go again.”

[Dogged 2879]

Jakub MacDonough frowns at the lack of creativity!

[Kursion 463]

Full name: Billy Bogninton

Position Applying For: Promoter

Previous Experience: none

Where do you see yourself in five years?: Hmh, with kids?

(Discord Name):

[TheHeftyDonut 706]

Full name: Catherine Marie Staunton

Position Applying For: Entertainer 

Previous Experience: none, Plays flute (Taught) herself

Where do you see yourself in five years?: I don’t exactly know 

(Discord Name): HeftyDonut 

[monkeypoacher 8055]

“Got-damn it,” said Douglas of Ves, becoming increasingly red in the face as he perused the Stauntbucks Coffee menu. “How can I –  Can’t I order a Got-damn, simple... BLACK COFFEE anymore?!?!” 

[Somersetting 310]

((This triggers me beyond belief as a ////PARTNER///// whos being forced to go in during the pandemic))

[sergisala 3451]

1 hour ago, Kursion said:

Full name: Billy Bogninton

Position Applying For: Promoter

Previous Experience: none

Where do you see yourself in five years?: Hmh, with kids?

(Discord Name):

[!] You’d receive the following response from the shop: “Accepted! Welcome to the Stauntbucks Coffee Company!“ ((contact me in discord for details))

 

1 hour ago, HeftyDonut said:

Full name: Catherine Marie Staunton

Position Applying For: Entertainer 

Previous Experience: none, Plays flute (Taught) herself

Where do you see yourself in five years?: I don’t exactly know 

(Discord Name): HeftyDonut 

[!] You’d receive the following response from the shop: “Accepted! Welcome to the Stauntbucks Coffee Company!“ ((contact me in discord for details))

[Totalitarianism_ 593]

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