Are these deals too good to be true?!

[MinionManXDD 503]

[!]Chatter about a new shop can be heard in every town and city, usually from those of a higher class….

 

“Wow, he can’t do that.”

“Schnub must be crazy, no one has ever done this before”

“Those prices are so good… I can’t help but buy it all!”

“We’re practically stealing from his store”

 

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Yes ladies and gentlemen, it is almost too good to be true! Schnub has lowered his iron prices to 1.5 mina and his diamond prices to 6 mina! When asked about these ludicrous deals, Schnub gave this comment.

 

“It iz fur da gud uv da working man dat mi mayke irun agh diamondz affordable. Mi am juzt very humble agh jenerouz mi guezz”

 

It’s true, just outside of Krugmar lies a shop that has incredibly good deals! Stop by today! Legend has it that Schnub is Krug’s chosen businessgobbo, sent to the lands to give very hosh deals.

[Cornivore 1292]

“Wow I cant believe this is actually real” A real customer would say.

[Man of Respect 5471]

wheres the shop

[Christ 939]

i’m on my way

[Inferno_Ougi 1454]

“I can’t believe my eyes... Isn’t he selling at a deficit?” Nygenaba’Shrogo commented

[Skippy 2466]

Mugdor-Dharok facepalms, “What a fuckin’ dolt. Before ye know it, t’ese idiots will be givin’ their mina away when t’ey sell their iron...”