DNN #21, The polls will surprise you!

[gandalfo 1452]

Edition #21

 

Utak Ireheart Abdicates

Grand King Utak Ireheart, resigned from Grand King recently. After having a long tenure the dwarf decided it was time to hang up the hat and let the Fourth Grand Kingdom of Urguan have a new leader. Some dwedmar expressed to the DNN that it came at no surprise believing that he was planning on abdicating after the Grand Kingdom of Urguan defeated the nation of Krugmar however Utak reigned for a few years after and reinstated a new version of the Articles of Urguan. Charles “the Bald”, Jorvin Starbraker, and Dorinmur Goldhand were all nominated to be the successor to Utak Ireheart and to be the first dwarf elected Grand King of the Fourth Grand Kingdom.

 

Urguan Election Polls

The DNN went out and asked over 20 dwedmar in the Grand Kingdom who they planned on voting for. According to the first DNN Grand King Election Poll, Jorvin Starbreaker leads the open race with 56.2 percent of the vote. He leads the next highest candidate, Charles “The Bald” by 28 points. Charles “The Bald” has 28.1 percent of the vote. The Goldhand candidate, Dorinmur Goldhand, has just a small 4.5 percent, however, Undecided voters were at 11.2 percent putting the election wide open with the top two contenders for the race being Jorvin Starbreaker and Charles “The Bald”. The poll has an error rate of ±3.

[Nooblius 7965]

High Preceptor Norli Starbreaker gasps.

[Dreek 1633]

Dreek III reads it over his morning coffee”Fake News”

[Kaiser 2347]

“Fake news”

[Priceflash 832]

charles or death

[argonian 14254]

“vote charles the bald idiots.” says charles’ ally in sutica 

[Skippy 2466]

“T’is poll is promisin’. Industry ov Urguan will be severely hurt by Charles The Mad obtainin’ t’e Obsidian Throne.” Mugdor-Dharok would remark.

[Ilikefooddude 430]

Some nerd holed up in Krugmar wonders how 9/10’ths of a single Dwarf voted for Dorinmur, 2.24 were undecided, 5.62 voted for Charles and 11.24 Dwarves voted for Jorvin. Either DNN’s stark raving mad, asked someone more than once, or there’s something terribly, terribly wrong with the Dwarves of Urguan.
He tries not to think on it too hard.

[Tharggus 50]

Tharggus ‘Golem Eye’ Irongrinder sits at his workbench reading the paper carefully, while sipping his coffee. “Charles s’all hold meh vote alwehs”