Open Letter to the 'Racial Justice Guild'

[Moochael 730]

[!] A flyer is pinned to the Bramblebury notice board, and could be found all across Almaris. 

(Above) The beauty of halflings and their creations.

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Dear 'Racial Justice Guild' Bigguns,

 

Today I got out of bed feeling very uplifted and excited to start my productive day. However, I was struck down when I opened my mailbox and found a letter that read, "Racial Justice Guild." Firstly, I was disturbed by this because a biggun had touched my mailbox. I don't know where your biggun hands have gone, so I immediately wiped it down. Secondly, I find it hilarious that you are trying to portray the false narrative of 'Equality' among the races in Almaris. 

 

I ultimately couldn't care less about your biggun affairs and what may come of it. However, your flyer (which you went out of the way to give to halflings) insinuated that the races across Almaris are all equal. To some extent I agree. All bigguns are equal. Equally stupid. However, the fact that you suggested that us wee-folk are EQUAL to the bigguns across the world is ridiculous. I do not despise bigguns, I have many biggun friends. Of course, I think it's important to make distinctions among certain bigguns and see who is better and more understanding. There are plenty of good bigguns that aim to do their best, and I appreciate them greatly. However, I think it's relatively clear to see through the use of science that us halflings are simply just intellectually superior to bigguns. This is just a letter, so I can not elaborate fully. But, I encourage you to read my book, "Biggun Science", which explores this topic regarding the ingenuity of halflings and the stupidness of tall-folk. This novel (which will have a part 2 soon, however, I am collecting data and drafting it) explains the science behind why us halflings are superior intellectually to the pitiful bigguns. 

 

I am a proponent of 'Biggun Realism', which encourages bigguns and halflings alike to look at the reality of the intellectual capacity of bigguns. My goal of this open letter is to find a formal apology from the 'Racial Justice Guild' for insinuating that us wee-folk are the same level as us bigguns. I do not mind the Guild/Organization, because if a certain biggun race is excluding another from their practices due to their race, I think that is horrible. All bigguns should be equal. However, I hope your organization can make it so any other flyers they put up from now on have the clarification that Biggun Realism is the truth, and halflings are excluded from this so called 'equality'. Because the truth is simply that us halflings are intellectually superior. 

 

I anticipate your response,

 

Perry Overhill

Halfling Drug Narco

Biggun Realism Founder

Platypus Whisperer

[__Clocky 770]

A certain halfling by the name of James Peregrin read over the letter, whistling as he did so. A look of satisfaction spread across his features as he read further, sniffling at the beauty of the letter. “Biggun Realism es teh onleh tru’’ a boo’ teh folk. ‘alflin’s uni’e!”

[HalflingPrincess 411]

Greta scratches her head as she reads the letter. "Intellectually superior? To be sure, our culture and government are the most progressive in the world but few of us have a felicity of expression matching those of the elves... though I suppose that does not necessarily make one more intelligent." She shrugs. "Biggun Realism a silly idea, but it's a harmless one at that."
 

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

"As an' avid scholar o' t'a foundin' works o' Biggun Realism, I agree wif 't whole heartedly!" Says Filibert Applefoot, local halfling and tavern barkeep.

[PixlHoopa 177]

A woman of short stature chuckled as she looked at the piece of writing, pocketing it afterwards. "Father isn't even a 'biggun'. Quite usual to believe that they don't think an 'improper' didn't even write this. Perhaps, since he's ill, I shall make note of this for him."