Emery 958 Share Posted April 2, 2021 7 minutes ago, Lickspittle said: "Oh, maybe they're the imperials I accidentally killed that one day in Providence!" Caelan Jrent comments, recalling the day the "Goats of Sedan" failed to capture an imperial princess. "Wonder how they got all the way to Sedan, seeing as no Imperials ever tried to raid us." he'd shrug the missive off, and go try and find which Goat with the intelligence of an ISA recruit left a small portion of imperial casualties exposed."Also, why are there no remains of men? I thought we buried one donned in full ISA armor..." "They don't care to report on their losses." He said to Caelan with a chuckle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lickspittle 695 Share Posted April 2, 2021 6 minutes ago, Emery said: "They don't care to report on their losses." He said to Caelan with a chuckle. "And they've figured out how to tell gender from bones!" Caelan would exclaim with suprise. "We're doomed, Imperial technology is advancing!" Spoiler and yes I am aware of birthing hips Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
latte 2238 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Esther Castile , alive and well peers at the missive, shrugging. "I don't remember being burned alive and crushed." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
zuziee 4004 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Maisie d’Arkents eyes grew wide with horror as she read the pamphlet. “Oh poor Elizabeth... oh poor Elizabeth” she’d mutter, having not heard from her dear childhood friend since Sedan was burned. “What have they done too you..” @MayRndz Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
_pr0fit 3084 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Vykk laughs upon hearing the news "The Orenians and their King are so Neurotic about looking good that not only do they have the compulsion to make things up, but they lack the intelligence to make things up that they themselves aren't constantly guilty of!" Vykk shouts out exasperated at the High Keeper, breaking his normal calm and relaxed demeanor Spoiler Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Javert 9628 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Henry Bishop sat reading the missive, his little five year old daughter playing just at his side "They're joking, right?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Knights5544 485 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Ser Gustaven von Halsfield would be left scratching his head in absolute confusion after receiving word of the Empire's supposed discovery, "I'm not sure WHO to criticize here: the Empire, for continuing to try and influence the populace through half-arsed propaganda; or, the citizens, for lacking enough intelligence to actually believe anything that comes out of the Empire's mouth." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ReveredOwl 5639 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Father Basil heads to Sedan to investigate the rumours! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MayRndz 1830 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Perfectly alive and well, Elizabeth de Joannes, wonders where these burned bodies had came from knowing all her friends had in-fact not been burned, "Intresting..." she muttered under her breath as she sat in front of a warm Haenseti fire "Would they stoop to the level of burning their own women alive just to place the blame upon us? or do they stoop to the level of lies to make themselves look better." The young woman hissed aloud to herself, being unaccompanied where she sat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radzig 747 Share Posted April 2, 2021 Joseph Anthony recalls meeting one of these supposedly dead children alive and well in Haense, although it was after the burning of Sedan. How peculiar. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marron 140 Share Posted April 3, 2021 Albrecht Mondblume, Seeing that his sister Ida Castile is alive and well, simply cackles to himself: "Imperial trickery!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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