Surrender your Animals | J & B Pet Emporium

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A depiction of sad, sad animals.

 

Poor furred beings, they are.

Sad, hungry and filthy.

Those of us at Jowls and Buckles Pet Emporium endeavor to rescue these unfortunate souls and give them a new life!

Surrender your animals today and they will gain:

Happiness

Food

Training 

A life better than ever thought possible!

So, therefore surrender your animals today or give the stray on the corner a chance at something better.

If you do decide to do so, a designated drop-off is set up by the wagon of Vuillermoz. Food, water and a bath will be waiting and they will thank you for giving them a chance.

 

Signed,

The children of Jowls and Buckles Pet Emporium.

 

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Laurelie Vuiller smiled reading on the missive with any hope the animals will be saved!

[Mattiii 1663]

A young Sarkozy, one by the name of Franz attempts to read the poster, but with no success.

[rukio 8924]

Jocelin contemplates murder at the implication that her calico cat suffers. "Its not true, Tabs, is it?" She'd murmur in despair to the feline who simply glares at her while sharpening its claws against her bookshelf....

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Josephine Wick-Vuiller approves of this business.

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1 hour ago, rukio said:

Jocelin contemplates murder at the implication that her calico cat suffers. "Its not true, Tabs, is it?" She'd murmur in despair to the feline who simply glares at her while sharpening its claws against her bookshelf....

Spoiler

Donkeys are superior 

 

[Jentos 9422]

"Give me your animals I will consume them I will consume them I will consume them." said one iron-masked figure, rocking from side to side in a dank basement, judged by his very own shadow.

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ChildTea, upon hearing of the news, idly tickles his own puppy, scratching it behind the ears.

No, I don't think I will.

[SapphirePool 1360]

A certain child’s mother sat in their family manor, watching out the window with amusement as the children started their first ‘business venture’ 

“so long as they pick up the yard regularly, it’s alright” she commented to a maid when asked if she should intervene. 

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"TESSIO! TESSIO" yelled thomund as he beaconed his favorite pet panda over to himself.
"come," the found himself attatching a pad of paper and a quill to the underside of the panda's belly "du must spy on those nasty orenians, ja?" -+- "come back in ein few days und tell me theyre battleplans." the man smiled maniacally and rubbed his hand together as he waited for the panda to depart...

"Tessio?" Thomund stood straight up, sighing in disappointment at the panda who simply sat on the ground eating bamboo. "come on" he waves his hands away and clicks his tongue. After another sigh, the man simply lays down next to his panda bear and falls asleep.