HEATING UP THE HONEY

[Cepheid 4304]

Who Let The Dogs Out 

 

DEEMANDS LEFT UNANSWERED

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Publeshed 20th of Horen’s Calling, 1876.

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The County of Cheeseland has GRACIOUSLEY offered peace to the Honey Club of  Balian. Peace was DENIEED, therefore the war continues and the Cheese Guards strike first against them. The County of Cheeseland has offered the gift of heating up their honey and cutting off their trade routes to the north of Oren by BETERING their supply. The supply was worthy of some spicy and eggy enhancements since they have chickened out of a peace deal. Bad eggs were given to bad brats.

WE HAVE MADE OUR MOVE!

Do you make yours?
 

The adults who helped transcribe this document have no affiliation with the dealings of kid kingdom politics.

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Countess of Cheeseland

[Apotolofo 2207]

Hera Munnel raised a brow. "Do they not have anything better to do with their time?" She scoffs, tossing aside the missive and going to clean up the hives. "I do hope their parents are ashamed... of themselves too, to let their infants run rampant."

[Nord 346]

Augustus read the kid's missive as he started to walk out of the Viennan gates, looking up at the sky he'd say "War, war never changes"

[Kaladin Stormblessed 668]

George Obedia laughs at the missive "Ah, come on! I never got to have so much fun as a kid! This thing is more thrilling then any Ferrymen attack" he says, expecting for some developments, as well as a response from the Honey Club