An Open Letter to the Goodbarrels

[NotEvilAtAll 10906]

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[!] A letter is circulated around the village of Honeyhill

Unity & Peace!

~King Cyris on the hay stack~

War hangs over Honeyhill. The peace of the Knoxist church has been disrupted, Sheriffs and old Sheriff candidates argue in the streets, and Knox himself frowns upon the weefolk. At the request of King Cyris, I, Mimosa Applefoot, call upon the Goodbarrels to resolve this matter and avoid a conflict, needless suffering, and mass improperness. There should be an election rather than a war, and halfling unity rather than halfling aristocracy.

 

Put away your shovels, rockets, and whatever else you were planning. There will be peace in Honeyhill.

~Mimosa Applefoot

[Hearth 1082]

"Let freed'm ring" Uttered the King with a hefty nod.

[ThatDutchFellow 1147]

Hob shakes his head as he gets his hand on the copy of the letter crumping it up and throwing it within the flames of his fireplace "Wos et nae ye, Mimosa dah False Thain, Da' brough' dah civil unres' upon dah Shoire in dah firs' place? Wos et nae ye who ques'ioned cen'urehs o' Uniteh fer yer own selfish gain? O' now ye seek ter clean aweh dah damage ye did yerself?" the Slayer softly chuckled as he prodded the flames with his fire Shovel "Oi stand wit' Peregrin"

[HalflingPrincess 411]

Julie reads the letter with a mystified expression. "Goodbarrels? Es she talking 'boot me? She's go''a be, what wif her calling fer an election. Oi nae know what exacl'y she wan's me ter do t'ough. If we're gonna be 'avin' elections we ough'a let every'un discuss t'ings at a Moot.... aye, that'd be t'e way ter go."  With that she heads off to write a missive of her own.