Tings Gr'ogg Do Vol. 1

[MrMojoMordor 522]

Gr'ogg smort.
Gr'ogg kno mâgh tingz. Bawt sumtimes Oomanz, Sharp Eerz anh Stumpez dun kno dat Gr'ogg kno tingz.
Even thoo, Gr'ogg hit izi heed against rokk everydee to make heed bigga to have more tingz in heed.
Todee, Gr'ogg go to da drink place wit fren. Sharp eer give Gr'ogg "random shit". Even when Gr'ogg ask the barmadden why izi give Gr'ogg shit, barmadden sayz itz not. Fren drink and say it iz good.
Bawt Gr'ogg kno. It iz shit. Even if it taste good. 

Ten a tinman walk in. Tinman haz da metal rot. Sharp eer start rubbin' tinman with cloth. 
Bawt Gr'ogg kno. Das not how lit get rid of da metal rot. Mi 'unger brotah Mr'ogg call Gr'ogg "Mr.Cleanz".
Gr'ogg gave izi a contuc.. a compuct.. very stronk metizin. Heel Mr'oggz eyez. Bawt Mr'ogg deed of wormz. Gr'ogg brotah dum-dum.
So Gr'ogg go do magik behind da drinking place. Gr'ogg full of magik from drinking da shitz. Ahn Gr'ogg bring bakk da (this part is scrubbed off) magik sand izi made. 
Tinman not want magik sand karuz Sharp eer had "whiped" the metal rot off.

Den Sharp eer bring more shit. Sayz itz "oil". Wants Gr'ogg to rub da tinman moor.
Bawt Gr'ogg kno. Das diraehha. Gr'ogg 'unger sistah Vr'ogg had da diraehha. Izi not eat da frutes even when Gr'ogg tell izi to.
Zo Gr'ogg give izi da ripe onez. Bawt Gr'ogg sistah ate too late for it da work.  Izi deed of da shitz. Gr'ogg sistah dum-dum.
Gr'ogg dun wanna insult da estapi.. estembi.. da drink place. Zo Gr'ogg do haz da barmadden sayz.
Then tinman lost memory. Sayz someting about "cellz".
Bawt Gr'ogg kno. Sharp eer poizon da tin man becuz izi wit child in da tummy ahn not stable.
Gr'ogg even give da tinman a name. Lil'Tin.
Bawt izi forget dat too. Goodbye Lil'Tin.