The Blargs of San’Briu

[Mannamannaa 1626]

[!] This missive, printed upon dense cane parchment, is available for public viewing in any dwelling of the Iron Horde upon Aevos [!]

The Blargs of San’Briu
Year CXXXII of the Dubth Age (132 SA)

 

[!] An image of a traditional Orcish blarg [!]

From the Council of Clans, leaders of the Iron Horde:

With our newfound lands in the continent of Aevos claimed and construction finished, the Horde announces to all brethren that personal and clan blargs are open for residence. Being a resident of the Iron’Uzg is MANDATORY to count as a clan member or honorary. Of course, there are several types of Blargs available for those of different status:

Members of Ashtkaar holding Clans must reside in their specific Hall if blargs are available. A Clan Hall (with housing) must have at least 3 residents and pay their tribute of H’azh Teef (price of 60 minas total) each Cactus Week. Repeated failure to present Tribute will result in revocation of the Ashtkaar, dismissal from the Council of Clans, and the ability for other Clans to claim said area for themselves. Similarly a Clan with no place upon the Council cannot have a Clan Hall with blargs.

Clanless Orcs and Honoraries of the Horde or those without available space in their Clan Hall are able to claim the standard homes in San’Briu. These shelters cost tribute of Dub Teef (equivalent to 20 minas) each Cactus Week, and repeated failure to present tribute will result in Eviction.

For people on the path to Honorary or untested Nub-uruks, those who are currently lesser than the honorable descendants of Krug, hovels of appropriate quality are available within the Sewers of San’Briu for tribute of Gakh Teef (30 minas) each Cactus Week. Repeated failure to provide tribute will result in failure of trials, eviction, or a more permanent alternative to the missing payment.

Market Stalls cost Azh Teef (10 Minas) each Cactus Week.

Finally, Vassals of the Iron Horde must present a tribute of  Dubty Teef (200 minas) for the privilege of living upon lands blessed by Krug’s people each Cactus Week, and obey the codes and rulings of the Council of Clans as all other citizens do.

Teef and Teeflyngs will be minted and available for exchange within the Bank of Glutroz THE MAW. These will be formed of Golden Nuggets to distinguish from outdated currencies.
 

Prices aside, these Blargs have a few rules to follow.
 

Azh: Tribute is expected within the Tax hall above the Bank of Glutros during Arwas’s Harvest [Saturday] each Cactus Week.

Dub: Official permission from the Yazgurtan (personally) or the Council of Clans (through a Claim during a Klamor) is required for exterior alterations or expansions.

Gahk: Only Dub adults at the most may reside in a standard Blarg or Sewer Hovel. Kubs do not count.

Futh: Buurz artifacts or sites for Buurz Mojo are forbidden. Discovered Buurz items or places will be disposed of through force, with additional consequences to follow. This includes artifacts of Ixli agh Ikuras.

H: There is no renting of Blargs out to others. San’briu is a nation, not some cheap zhara tavern.

H’azh: Once evicted a Blarg returns to the original status of Horde Property, agh is available for purchase. Wi will not evict others to return lat to a blarg you didn’t pay for over the course of several years while you were “exploring”.

Any miscellaneous concerns can be brought up with the Yazgurtan.
 

 

With the order of Velkumezt,
Kor’garr
Skriptgoth of the Iron Horde
 

[ThatFunkyBunch 2066]

Bugman chitters in avoiding the path to honourary due to torch lighting and knowing the right Uruk.

[SlitheryC1 487]

A helmed fellow clenched the missive with both automaton hands as he remained laying in bed, scrunching it up a slight as he brought it to his chest. Doomsday was coming.

[AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093]

"Zeemz mi wuz wurried fer nubtin. Evuhn ahn elder zuch az mi kan muzter zuch teef fer duh goi. Hozh, dat dae ahm reazonahbly pryzed."