DrunkPapaBear 1975 Share Posted July 3, 2023 [!] A missive was sent through Aevos by goblin messagers. To the xannite Florian. We met back in Lurin where you shared you wretched views. There, you hid the curse you carried on your soul. The curse of the Blood follows you, vampyr. Two cactus days will be given to you, to come forth in the honorbound lands of the Horde, to the capital of San'Brìu. Do so and we will cure you. Do so and we will not harm you. When the two days pass, the hunters of Lur will be sent to bring you back. Your limbs will be pulled appart, your eyes removed, forcefed to you. To the other buurz-spawns of this realm. The urûkim offer salvation in removing the curses that plague your soul. If you come willingly, we will show light. Signed Gormôhk Motsham of the Horde, Voice of the Spirits Merchant of the Murkwater Co. Seller of drugs. 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 5259 Share Posted July 4, 2023 "Paladins eat newborns you know" [racist] Brother Odo explains to a local farmer 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TeawithFrisket 2636 Share Posted July 4, 2023 A shieldess ponders who this one is. The old lady scoffs at the missive finding this funny. ”as my children say, KeKw” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
S1nnerVsSa1nts 267 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Thessalia paused to look over the letter, her eyes rolling. "..Stupid feckin' idiot. How th'**** do you get caught out so badly that the feckin' Orcs come after ye?" 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheese 2313 Share Posted July 4, 2023 "Why can't he just leave people the **** alone?!" Scoffed Juniper, tearing up the copy she had recieved and throwing it into the furnace. 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlothGod 80 Share Posted July 4, 2023 Florian the Not Xannite really wishes they'd used the full name so there was no risk of mistaken identity! 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valannor 6345 Share Posted July 4, 2023 3 hours ago, Borin said: "Paladins eat newborns you know" [racist] Brother Odo explains to a local farmer Spoiler 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borin 5259 Share Posted July 4, 2023 6 hours ago, Valannor said: Reveal hidden contents Spoiler LOL 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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