FOR THE OPPORTUNITY

[Eokamaster 215]

AN ELF'S CHALLENGE

 

 

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A hulking mass of a creature made its way back into the iron uzg, once more back to its homeland. It stood tall and imposing; the abomination towered over other uruks as it walked into the land. Though a single quality separated it from the rest, as it made its way through the goi, every orc could see that something was clearly wrong with this creature. From the neck down, it looked as any other, sinewy muscles rippling beneath bulges of olog fat, and adorned upon its misshapen form were skulls and other spoils of war. Upon its head, however, lay a flimsy layer of pale skin, seemingly dried out and unconnected to the rest, as a pair of beady little eyes pierced through colored pure black as if there was nothing behind them. The creature sought its blarg once more, trampling through the tiny tunnels below the goi, only to find dead ends and unfamiliar routes. It had not realized it had stepped forth into a new goi, for this was no longer almaris. Outraged, it rushed back up to the center of the goi letting out a declaration as it had thrice before:

 

“MI, GRUBNAKH DA ELF, CLAIMZ TARGOTH UND AFTER MI GITZ IT IZ MI GUNNA FLATZ DA URUK WHU TUK MI BLARG!”

 

[DrunkPapaBear 1975]

The druglord of the Horde did not like the idea of a bruddah thinking himself to be a lesser being, yet he welcomed the olog's challenge with the tusked smile.

 

"Ilzgûlz! Skaat hôn izûb kranklûk grîzh! Skaat hôn izûb kranklûk-goth!"

(Spirits! Come see my brother's blood! Come see my brother's might!)

[Mannamannaa 1626]

Kor'garr looks out from the Library of Barbog, before laughing harshly at the sight of the massive Olog wearing some nub-uruk's visage in a twisted mockery of decorative masks. Peals of savage mirth emanate throughout the airs above San'Briu until the Skriptgoth gives his reply.

"GREETYNGZ, BRUTHER! DAH HORDE PEEPZ LAT'Z KLEYM! NOW WIZ FEEZT!" With the guttural response given, a quite high orc with crimson bloodshot eyes returns to dozing off, staring at vivid hallucinations within his eyelids.