Brawms 741 Share Posted July 10, 2023 屠洪刚 中国功夫 THE BLACK BEAST VERSUS CHICKEN 15th of Sun’s Smile, 136 SA Brawm’s BBQ and Beer tavern is proud to announce the first of many ring fights, ended in bombastic fashion! To the crowd I will describe our two opponents, brave pioneers of the weekly Brawm Brawl Barbequeumania™ who have dutifully set the tone for hundreds of future clashes! Representing Dwedmar kind of all shape and size: the hulking, black mass Balrog Doomforged, wielding his equally monstrous blade! The unmatched dwarven quality of his weapon is no doubt indicative of his prowess in battle, and his fearsome growl sent chills down the spines of many in the crowd. And his opponent, acting on behalf of Norlandic pride everywhere: a lanky yet strong, cowardly yet unyielding warrior going by the name of Chicken! Our sources have informed us that this man is one of the more respectable specimens of Norland in terms of battle ability and strength, and yet his arms were remarkably underdeveloped - only 3 pebbles in length! One has to wonder what food crisis Norland must be facing to present warriors with such underdeveloped physiques. The commencement was quick and short, Chicken was thrown into the pit to face crowd favorite Balrog Doomforged. The referee set the fighters in place as the crowd roared and released the gates! Many jeered as Balrog charged forward, tackling the Norlander into the corner. Chicken let out a flamboyant squeal as his organs were compressed on both sides. In quick response did Chicken disengage; showcasing his impeccable footwork he drew his sword and swung in one quick move. Balrog quickly side stepped, narrowly avoiding the blow. He retaliated with a quick slash, leaving a sizable gash in Chicken’s stomach! Pitying the lesser warrior, Balrog allowed Chicken to recompose himself momentarily. And yet, taking advantage of this kind gesture, the venomous Norlander let out a strange prayer to the sky gods. To the surprise of many in the crowd, this strange, guttural, cry seemed to slow down time all around them. Balrog, though, was unshaken and in quick succession was able to slice his pristine blade cleanly down Chicken’s neck, conquering both fiend and the ***** time dilation which seemed to grip the arena. The bout had ended! Chicken lay dead, Balrog standing atop him with blood pulsating in his veins. The crowd, many dwarves, let out a mighty and victorious roar! And there you have it folks, the first fight of many to come! An unforgettable night which saw the coronation of Brawm’s Barbeque & Beer first Pit Champion Balrog Doomforged! Will the Norlanders send forth a champion to defeat the Raw Black Beast Balrog? Stay tuned for next stone week’s thrilling tournament, and the daily pit fights that will take place between! No rules, No allegiances or grudges, Just Booze, Brawls, and Barbeque, all are welcome; come find us at Urguan! Transcribed but not written by Ross Mudd Our Discord for more fights, and to see the schedules! https://discord.gg/vGcHvNHPRb 15 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1784 185 Share Posted July 10, 2023 “Truly a spectacle!” - Gardalf Frostbeard Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jogdish_Argamesh 99 Share Posted July 10, 2023 TEH BLACK BEAST TEH CHAMPION O’ DEH PIT! 3 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
𝕾𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖌𝖚𝖘𝖍 2236 Share Posted July 10, 2023 Duren Ireheart watches on very amused as the Black Beast dominate the tavern pit as his own territory. ”This tavern is the most liveleh i have seen in a whoile! 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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