OwOrc 354 Share Posted July 25, 2023 [A poorly written missive. It looks as if a five year old wrote it, scrawled handwriting.] MI DEMAND KLOMP TU SWAMP’GOTH MURDOK'LAK; MI DEMAND LAT READ MIZZIVE! Mi am blood-member of Lak Klan! Mi bruddah blah me dat chief gobbo is nub’hozh leadah! Tuu old! Is bad! We du nub klomp anymore, we du nub zakrafize tu dah spirits! We do not even demand tributes from stouties and pinkies anymore! Mi demand change! My bruddah Maash tell mi to be leader, and mi declare KLOMP DEMAND for POSITION OF KLAN LAK SWAMP’GOTH! Lat must accept or be branded koward! Lat too old to lead, klomp mi to prove mi wrong! Mi gathah mi bruddahs tuu demand lat klomp me, dey sign papah! SIGNED, MI, DAH TRUU SWAMP’GOTH, MAROSH’LAK MI HONURBAL BLUD-BRUDDAH, MAASH’LAK MI WIZE KLAN BRUDDAH, NAZGOUL'LAK 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfroJoeTheOlogBro 1093 Share Posted July 25, 2023 A sorvian newt that looks like Murdok awakens the actual Murdok'Lak with the missive in its hands. Blearly eyes and a head swirling with visions reads over the missive, before humming lowly to himself with a nod. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColonelKuehl1 483 Share Posted July 26, 2023 "Oh ho ho, dey challenge da god zlayah?" Spoke a Ponchoed Ugluk Goblin smoking a blunt "Funny." The great Poncho Gobbo then continues on his day. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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