Bulldozing Big mans creation = bad

[MisterBlitzkrieg 1357]

[!] The following missive has been pinned to every building in the County of Stassion

Bulldozing BIG MANS creation = bad

Dah BIG MAN, blessad be mans name an mans will be done, created everytin around mans. Dah sky, dah grass, everytin. Everytin you see is because of dah BIG MAN. Everytin you experience is BIG MANS doin.

 

Blud was out cruisin tis mornin ye, enjoyin dah beauty of dah BIG MANS creation. Sniffin dah air and feelin up dah grass between blud's fingahs ye. Ten blud see sum crazyyyyy shiet. A nice hill which blud chilled on now is a big burly ugly stone crib. Mans town bulldozed abunch of nature which blud chilled with. Dah cribs ain' even finished. Blud was furious w'en he saw tis so blud marched ovah to bring up dah beef wiff dah ****'ead ownah but blud only found recourses from BIG  MAN'S creation in piles, unattended ye. No muppet in sight ye. Now blud forced to leave missives on every cornah to display beef. 
 

1. Bulldozin BIG MANS CREATION for ghost town

Dah BIG MAN created everytin around us. To recycle BIG MANS creation and use it to build cribs is not wrong, but no' usin dah "fruits" of labour and leavin t'em in big pile to rot and lay idle is showin BIG MAN no respect. In ****'eads mind mans tinkin he chill but man is not chill ye. Mans eradicated families of trees and crushed grass to build a ghost town, each tree and grass 'oldin life of dah animal kingdom. Bugs and squirriels and dah flying chicken. Each livin being has dah BIG MANS breath of life in 'em even animals. Disrespectful.

 
2. Looks bad

Bluds eyes started cryin when blud saw dah hot mess that is dah cribs. Unfinished, crude and ugly. Blud out 'ere tinkin tat dah muppets are usin dark magic w'en blud saw floatin pillars above foundations. Horrid tings. 

3. Dah Stone Crib is on a hill and tall

Nuttin wrong wiff dis, ye? WRONG! Mans trynna build a big big towah to pierce dah sky and enter BIG MANS KINGDOM! D**KHEAD tinks mans jus gonna visit BIG MAN wit'out livin a pious life on dah ground wiff dah rest of us. Goin on vacation to meet dah BIG MAN. Very bad tings and very heretical since muppet tinks he is on same level as BIG MAN by doin tis. 

4. Used... NOT for BIG MAN purposes.
Wen blud saw land for first time, beffah dah shietshow, blud tinkin it could be used to feed dah 'ungry by makin farmland. If not farmland den pastures for dah animals to graze. Nah fam 'as anoddah idea. Mans gonna build shitty cribs dat wont be used and blud saw no holy buildin or altar. Clearly a ghost town lackin dah warmth and guidance of dah BIG MAN. Very pagan.

 

Blud tinks t'at dah land 'as been ruined for nuttin and it harts bluds heart to look at the destructian ye, of BIG MANS creation. Blud would like to see a return to wat dah land was befare and dah departure of dah pagans from peaceful lands. 

 

BIG MAN'S HUMBLE ACOLYTE,

sev Arsen

 

 

Spoiler

Not meant to come off as toxic or anything. Just rping my character and yes he is very crude.

 

 

[Onnensr 1908]

"ℨ𝔥𝔦𝔰 𝔦𝔰 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔣𝔲𝔫𝔫𝔦𝔢𝔰𝔱 𝔰𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔦ß𝔢ℑ 𝔥𝔞𝔳𝔢 𝔢𝔳𝔢𝔯 𝔯𝔢𝔞𝔡."  A small Waldenian.. elf..? said aloud, walking through.

[valecu 2128]

Antoine peruses the contents of the circulating paper, tapping his foot on the ground, as he oversaw the construction of the town. "A madman, and an illiterate at that." He commented to his liege, the Count of Stassion. @Optimus420

[Borin 7646]

[racist] Brother Odo nods to the missive "I do hope GOD has created trees large enough to shield their construction from our Lemon Hill view."

[marikandaperc 1818]

A pious cleric of Numendil prayed for Lemon hill, the true wronged party. With her head bowed down, she hoped the children of GOD could get through the dramatic phase without much trouble.