The Vallagne District Cultural Initiative

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MAYORAL EDICT

The Vallagne District Cultural Initiative

 

Issued and averred by

The Mayor

AIMO OF ASTOR

BY THE WORD OF MAYOR SIR AIMO “THE ECCENTRIC” OF ASTOR,

As it may at times be necessary to make changes to the order of things for things to come into their own. As such I see fit to bring forth the following District Enhancement Policies for The Vallagne District Cultural Initiative. These policies are to bring forth variety and enhance the cultural feelings for the various streets within our glorious commonwealth. 

 

1. Catherine's way homes inhabited must have a minimum of three frogs cohabiting in or around said home.

2. Residents of Commonwealth Lane and Commonwealth Boulevard must use the tic tac toe board in the tavern in order for inter street disputes to establish the victor and who is the better commonwealth street.

3. Salvian Court homes must not contain plants larger than a meter cubed.

4. Anyone who owns a River Run stall must assist maintaining the River Petra's running.

5. Houses in Godric's Path must contain a portrait of a Godric.

6. Star of the Republic stall owners must know how to find true north using the stars.

 

Do not fear, for the mayor is merciful and understands the time needed in order to adjust, as such there will be a grace period of the next Saint’s Year in order to enact the changes needed.

PRIORITIZING THE PETRAN ENVIRONMENT AND PEOPLE,

Mayor Sir Aimo “The Eccentric” of Astor, Knight of the Petrine Laurel

 

Deputy Commissaire Sir Artel ‘The Flame Bringer’ von Theonus

 

Commissaire Ophelia von Wittenbach

 

Sir Theoderic “The Resilient” von Theonus, The Grand Treasurer of Petra, Castillan of Vissingren

 

HER EXCELLENCY, Thérèse von Theonus, Vice-Chanzlé of the Petra, Deputy Defender of Liberty

 

His Excellency, Sir Konstantin von Theonus, Knight of the Petrine Laurel, Chanzlé of the Commonwealth of the Petra, Hero of Faubourg

 

Her Highness, Princess Catherine of the Petra, Archduchess of Vallagne, Protector of Dogs

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"Let it be known that I do NOT support the first initiative. The rest, however, I support. " the treasurer, Theoderic von Theonus would clarify under threat of being beaten by his wife with a broom.

Edited October 19, 2023 by Tremerus

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Violent smashing of various household objects could be heard coming from Calla & Theoderic von Theonus' home. "YOU SIGNED AN EDICT ALLOWING FROGS IN THE CITY! YOU IMBECILE! THE FROGS WILL COME FOR ME, THEY WILL COME FOR US ALL!" The ravings of the crazed woman continued, berating her poor husband and waving her broom around.

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7 minutes ago, carebear said:

Violent smashing of various household objects could be heard coming from Calla & Theoderic von Theonus' home. "YOU SIGNED AN EDICT ALLOWING FROGS IN THE CITY! YOU IMBECILE! THE FROGS WILL COME FOR ME, THEY WILL COME FOR US ALL!" The ravings of the crazed woman continued, berating her poor husband and waving her broom around.

Artel stands in the forge across the keep, he looks over at PENGI "she vould nicht hit ein cripple right?" He asks as he looks from his stump to the edict that he signed