[Magic Lore] Canonism Magic - Nuclear Warfare

[Pallodium 3775]

 

PREFACE

Spoiler

Hi guys, just a disclaimer that this is NOT a real lorepost, and NOT intended to make fun of the lorewriters of Canonist Adherance. All jokes aside, I do admire the amount of effort that went into that piece on Xarkly’s and Julius’ sides, and really commend them for all the effort they put into that- this is overall something I made as a joke for fun, based on jokes of the 'ideal canonist magic' from both Nephilim and Koyokuni playerbases- this is NOT meant to make fun of Conor's and Julius' lorepiece. Don’t directly attack anyone whom wrote the Canonist Adherance lorepiece please- this is all just for fun!

 

Like actually, don’t make fun of them.

 

 

CANONISM MAGIC

NUCLEAR WARFARE™

 

 

ORIGIN

Horen, I suppose

 

There once was a man named Horen. He did some stuff when he was alive, got tricked by Iblees, got a short life, escaped that by becoming a lich, and then died. He did have a pretty cool realm where all his kids went to though. Power source acquired, magic- here we come.

 

Further information about the Seven Skies can be found [here].

 

 

PROGRESSION

It’s over 9000!!!!!

 

The progression of Canonism Nuclear Warfare has vast progression- they have over nine-thousand tiers. However, it thankfully takes only [1] OOC day to go from [Tier 1] to [Tier 9001]. Quite good! A due shame this magic only has two spells though, as to minimize bloat!

 

TIER I: [Immediate]

     ஃ Nucleamancy: Nuclear Missile Launch Sequence

TIER IXI: [1 OOC Day Post-Connection]

     ஃ Nucleamancy: Copypaste

 

REDLINES:

꩜ Canonism Magic is a [0] slot Deific magic, powered by the Seven Skies!

꩜ It takes [1] OOC day to go from Tier 1 to Tier 9001!

 

 

PHYSICALITY

Peak ‘Human’

 

Bearing this magic amps up the maximum power output a human can release. Their strength becomes Peak Olog eternally after learning Canonism Nuclear Warfare. This is irrevocable- and it makes them buff as hell. However, if any other race gets this magic, they get nerfed to Musin strength and can’t use any abilities!

 

REDLINES:

꩜ Humans with Canonism Magic get buffed to peak-Olog strength; this is eternal and never goes away.

꩜ If any other race gets this, they instead get nerfed to Musin strength.

 

 

 

 

NUCLEAMANCY

The Tsar Bomba

 

Nucleamancy is the core of Canonism Magic! Canonists can do a simple, single spell- one powerful beyond all doubt.

 

[ NUCLEAR  MISSILE ]

[ LAUNCH  SEQUENCE ]

 

The core spell of them all- the Nuclear Missile Launch Sequence channels the divine might of the Seven Skies to output in a magic called a NUCLEAR MISSILE- an abbreviation which stands for ‘Never Unaccept Calling Lockheed-martin Ever After Raytheon Made International Secret Special Interesting Locking Engines’, words which many people don’t truly understand. Regardless- the spell is a pure release of divine entropy.

 

Upon casting, Nuclear Missile Launch Sequence instantly creates a three-stage hydrogen bomb with a Trutnev-Babaev second and third stage design. A three-stage hydrogen bomb uses a fission-type atomic bomb as the first stage to compress the thermonuclear second stage. The energy produced from this explosion is then directed to compress the much larger thermonuclear third stage. There is evidence that Tsar Bomba utilized several third stages. The uranium-238 fusion tamper greatly amplifies the reaction by fissioning uranium atoms with fast neutrons from the fusion reaction. Because fast fissioning was eliminated, thermonuclear fusion accounted for as much as [97%] of the yield.

 

It creates a divine mushroom cloud- approximately [40] miles high. The cloud reaches higher than the stratosphere at its highest altitude. The top of the cloud had a width of [59] miles and the base a width of [25] miles. Furthermore, every Dark-CA within is instantly PK’d.

 

 REDLINES:

꩜ KA-BOOM!

 

[ COPYPASTE ]

 

The pinnacle of Canonism Magic, Copypaste can copy every spell that exists in LotC, but now it becomes holy magic and also PK’s all darkspawn.

 

 REDLINES:

꩜ Copypaste can copy any spell in zero emotes.

꩜ Copypasted spells PK all darkspawn they hit!

 

 

 

 

PURPOSE

 

Make canonism magic the main character uwu :3 rawr

 

 

CREDITS

 

Writer - Pallodium

 

 

[FlemishSupremacy 6115]

Damn, this is cool

Looking for someone to grandfather aha??? 

[don dada 579]

GOD, KING O' KINGS - HYPERWAR

[winterblood 11181]

and i thought i was xarkly's biggest fan

[Kitomine 902]

I can hear you giggling while you wrote this. 

[Conqueror 424]

this is too op!

[ichigomaster98 966]

The Great Knower observes this post, knowingly.

Spoiler

How can Canonist deity magic exist when the Canonist god is dead? Perhaps it is powered by Jorvin Starbreaker? Thought-provoking!

I think Glockomancy should be made canon again:

Spoiler

 

 

Edited August 28, 2024 by ichigomaster98
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[Tav 4336]

i think i speak for everyone when i say we appreciate the tl;dr pallodium <3 

[Aehkaj 1244]

Canonism? Magic? omg 10/10

[JuliusAakerlund 2402]

Thought provoking, I might have to add another warhead to my roster.

[Werew0lf 24180]

thanks for allowing me to use nuclear magic

 

https://www.lordofthecraft.net/forums/topic/240305-canonism-burning-of-aaun/

[Ztrog 1128]

[Jamwill 211]

Quote

Copypaste can copy every spell that exists in LotC, but now it becomes holy magic and also PK’s all darkspawn.

 

Finally... Nuclear Bardmancy

[Daisy 9730]

straight forward, to the point, simple spells, i like it