[PK] Shugo Atsuko's Last Breath

[milksoda 2884]

 

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“Shugo Atsuko is dying. . .”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“. . .From all these great deals!”

 

 

“Wow, Grub Bucket Zlurpee’s take my breath away!

The Oni have done it again!”

 

Hi I’m President Atsuko. The rebels of the mainland Oyashima may stand against authority. But who can argue with these stock prices?!? The Country of Koyo Kuni wants to establish that all stockholders of Grub Bucket tm may use the Gaijin word on other Gaijin (lesser).

 

[!] Wari wari at Koyo Kuni love you :3!!

 

Depicted: The Iron Lady and Mother of Sakuragakure Shugo Ugokoyama Atsuko

having her favorite meal of 7 cans of Yubisu and an Ugport cigarette.

 

 

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Takemura cures Shugo Atsuko Ojou Sama of the Touch of Jophiael 

 

"You're not you when you're hungry." -Chef Takemura

[AntiSociety 709]

Leaves from the vine
Falling so slow
Like fragile tiny shells
Drifting in the foam
Little soldier boy
Come marching home
Brave soldier boy
Comes marching home

[MysticalWeasel 910]

"I LOVE GRUB! FEED ME MORE!"

[wowj 9747]

 

[extragamer53 226]

Tao's belly ruptures upon reading the noticeboard, he resists the temptation of going to grab a nice bucket of grub as he fasts for his trial.

[FadedMoonlight 450]

"I WILL KUSO-ING KILL SOMEONE!" Nezukai Yano had finally snapped. This was the last straw.

[Islamadon 9158]

"Another sale Akko? I'm drowning in discounts, and I'm sinking deep! BECAUSE YOU'RE KILLING ME SHUGO!" barks out Danzen.

[Haseroth 1740]

A particularly rotund hou'zi enjoys his grub bucket double portion meal

[Ninjay 1184]

Jay Amaranth is happy to hear his purchase of Grub-Bucket™ stock has come with a Gaijin-word pass, though also disappointed that he missed out on a great deal for more today due to Admiral Takemura's untimely demise.

Spoiler

The markets killed him.

 

[DahStalker 3692]

Lhoris the Elf has faith in the off-brand Lectors again. She goes to pay respects to the machine. 

[PestyWarlock 539]

Sivineril "Vini" Yuln'aher gasps audibly and dramatically at the title of the missive, before inquiring further down the page and releasing that same breath with a delighted sigh. "Ah, good! She is still alive! Too many people die, if you ask me!" That same clickbaited 'ker then begins to prepare his latest pilgrimage to the Bucket of Grub.

[ThatFunkyBunch 2818]

"You're evil. You're all fucked in the head. No wonder Shinji went batshit and tried to burn you all down." Says a fiend