heedthecall. CALL OF THE URUKIM

[framalam 837]

 

KRUGISTAN

 

 

MARCH OF THE AZHAL

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=akFZtK0GVU4
(SONG IS OBLIGATORY TO READ POST)

 

BY REX SKALVOR’S HAND

KRUG’S YEAR 2011

 

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LURAK IS KAPUTZ.

And with this, let Skalvor make his first proclamation:

ALL URUKIM ARE TO RETURN TO THE GOI.

 

With the return of Grommash and his naming, alongside Kretz’Ox, as Azhal, that is envoy to all Urukim, that is welcomer of all Urukim to return to the goi, that is as GREAT UNIFIER. Let all Azhal, let all Urukim usher in a new age of our people under Skalvor-Me. Let all Urukim find a home in the goi, whether they blah the Blah, whether they blah the Common, whether their HIGHER SPIRITS find themselves somewhere else.

 

I, Skalvor, say so: ALL URUKIM ARE TO COME. ALL URUKIM WILL BE HEARD IN KLAMOR.

It is not your home, it is not your upbringing, it is not your faith, but it is your blood. It is the blood of Krug that should bring all Urukim home to Skalvor, and home to goi.

 

So I call to the exile, because Skalvor once was exile, so I call to the nomad, because Skalvor once was nomad, so I call to the clanless, because Skalvor is clanless, so I call to the apostate, because Skalvor was once apostate: come home.

 

Long has our people’s diaspora weakened our resolve, and let us stray from the code of Krug that should so bind us as it binds our blood. Long have we forgotten the ways of our ANCESTAZ, long have we forgotten the rite of communion with the spirits in Stargush, the domain of KRUG-MAULOCH. Long, brothers all, have we forgotten what it means to be Kruggite.

 

Skalvor has killed Voidalist. Skalvor will kill freako. Skalvor will collect all that is Krug’s will to collect, and Skalvor will unite our people. Watch, brothers, how far from the Badlands they snicker and jeer at you. They call you dull-minded for how you speak, they call you hideous for how you look, the bearing of the mark of Krug upon your face, they call you uncouth for our very physiognomy.

 

(artist depiction of dead voidalist after kicked into pit)

Let the URUKIM live as ONE NATION UNDER KRUG. AZH NATION UNDER KRUG.

 

 

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WITNESS, FREAKOREXES, on how the sons of Krug assemble. Kruggites, know that the Pinkies, know that the Dwed, know that the Twiggie all fear you. They fear you, because in you, they see a son of Krug larger than them, a son of Krug stronger than them, a son of Krug more zealous than them, a son of Krug more adept than them, and in all of that, they have nothing more to say than to deem you lesser.

 

In the lands not of Krug you will forever be subject to discrimination. In the lands not of Krug you will never be seen as equal. Give praise to the Oni, for their FIGHT for EQUALITY, that they have so vigilantly risen and stood as equal, as KRUGGITE among OTHERS.

 

Yet, know too, that the ONI do not forsake the way of Krug. They do not forsake our traditions, they do not forsake our practices, they do not forsake Krug altogether.

 

These traditions, that have so long lain dormant as the goi remain dormant, will verifiably, and justly, be re-awoken under the hand of Skalvor. Let the hunter return, let the warforger return, let the preacher of the Stargush’Zoh return, let ALL OF YOU RETURN. Let the knight return, let the smith return, let the architect return, let the shepherd return, let ALL URUKIM RETURN.

 

Under Skalvor, will no Uruk be treated preferentially. Under Skalvor, let your ACTION make your NAME, not your BLOOD, not your CLAN, not your AGE. Let all Urukim be EQUAL UNDER KRUG, Olog, Uruk, Gobbo, all be equal, and let ALL URUKIM RETURN.

 

To be a KRUGGITE is to be above. Know that our bodies are of better stock, for our father was the strongest of his brothers. Know that our minds are as keen as any other,  for our father was keen enough to heed the Spirits and strike down Iblees. Know that our bodies are resilient, that our fabrics are incorruptible. It is our father that first was blessed with the word of the Spirits, with his code of Krug. Of all descendants, let none best us in body, let none best us in mind, and now, let none best us in community. LET ALL URUKIM RETURN.

 

There is a place for all, there is a place for all strong and courageous and honorable, so let all Urukim return. Let your exile be done. Let the goi be resplendent again. Return to the Bled, return from your exile, return to the Badlands. Let all of you speak in Klamor, to advise our people, to heed the code, to live, as one.

 

Grommash will visit you. The Azhal will visit you. I will visit you. Krug will visit you. HEED OUR CALL.

 

AZH NATION UNDER KRUG.

 

SKALVOR

REX OF KRUGISTAN

WAGHTINKA OF THE

THAUG’MAUGRIM

 

Spoiler

HELLO. NEW REX HERE. LURAK IS KAPUTZ.

Since establishing my culture as a whole, and attempting to spread it and advertise it as best I can, I have noticed an incredible stereotyping of Orcs as a race (who, btw, tied with dwarves receive the lowest number of applications from new players) who are wholly onedimensional, that there is nothing to do as an Orc other than unga-bunga and bandit. Now, as KRUG NL, this is 10X more harmful than as little group leader of some snorc sect.

First, I would like to take a RADICAL STANCE HERE, and say "wtf", because historically it has been more nuanced, and second, that I, as NL (with the backing of a lot of established, oldhead orc players) will actively be PROMOTING said nuance in diversifying the roleplay that is available, in allowing the non-use of blah, in providing enough roleplay organisations to make it self sufficient. Orcs are not dumb. This is not some lore thing, and I think Blah, despite the flavor that it, as other accents, may add, has sort of shot us in the foot here. Yes, we sound stupid, no you DO NOT NEED TO SPEAK BLAH TO PLAY AN ORC. Eli (Rigorous), who I have just taken over from as Krugmar NL, led the Orcs never speaking Blah, and maybe only occasionally adding one or two words. Jihny, who has been playing an Orc for years at this point, has also chosen to stop using it on his newest orc. NARTHOK, who was orc rex at the veletz war, has completely stopped using it in favor of simply speaking english orc-like, rather than slurring every single word. you can do wtv tf you want speaking wise, nobody gaf.

I will be making strides PARTICULARLY in religion, as I feel like shamanism requiring an MA has added an unnecessary barrier for entry. But, generally, Orcs are one of the most religious playerbases on LOTC, flat. Beyond this, they are one of the most tradition-rich races, one that I feel has been long undervalued by the playerbase and dismissed, again, as stupid unga bunga. Clans, each and every one, have their own histories that, honestly, probably EXCEED slop human noble house #45912.

anyhow. oocly i will strive to detach from nepotism that so often comes around with a new NL, and i will be fully meritocratic ic and oocly. my government needs places, if you think you are good enough, come, roleplay, stay, prove yourself, ic and ooc. there is a strong orc sense of community again, both ic, and oocly, one that is incredibly easily immersed into, and the discrimination and assumed onedimensionality of Orcs further promotes conflict rp, be that combat, or ideological, which I know that MANY of you find engaging.

final message: any memey sense of the orcs will be DEMOLISHED. no quips allowed. i find it a shame that orcs are taken unseriously, both out of character, and to an extent, in character as well. they are the strongest descendant race, by 2X, and for ologs, 4X. this sort of bellicose society is something, in my opinion, that should be taken seriously. the krughai (military) will be similarly reformed, so if anybody seriously enjoys military rp, let me know and i can key you in if it's something you'd be interested.

tldr: religious rpers, military rpers, hunt rpers, and craftsman rpers, abandon ur biases and come below

https://discord.gg/mDA7CQcz

Slice of lifers i cannot appease you, sorry not sorry

my dms are open. i prefer you find me on the server (nopateoamateo).
framalam

 

Edited January 14, 2025 by framalam

[Metamancy 1778]

"RAAAAAAAAAGH!" roars Uzgk'Grizh.

[MailC3p 2411]

Spoiler

It's crazy the amount of times Krugmar has died and then come back in this map alone 

 

[BurberLord123 375]

The Zealot would nod

Bub'hozh, az deh zpiritz fortold . . .

[Cepheid 4304]

Qor read over the missive from the new Rex, looking to the stack of QOR’DASH deliveries piling up. She stood up from her hut on the borders of the city and threw a pack over her shoulder, her work-related sabbatical having come to a close. “It seems it is time to return to da goi. QOR’DASH expansions can wait.”

[MrMojoMordor 2413]

Bon'Ox mumbles something about 'San'Dagobbah' & 'Petran rebuild hell'

[Samson Option 9652]

Zilzibin's head bobbed up & down as he fluidly made his way through the cave pass snaking its way up & through the mountain southeast of the goi. He gingerly crossed narrow rope-bridges & up sheer rock faces until he passed the first set of tipis & tents. The Ork of Mirth bantered behind his bone mask at the first Uruk he crossed paths with.

[AlternisJ 381]

"IT IS TIME FOR ME TO RETURN HOME, KRUGMAR IS BACK. TO THE GOI WE RETURN BRUDDAHS." Gundanat smiled, packing his vault moving to Krugmar with haste.

[Zemzy_Oakheart 347]

Finding the missive drift to the front desk she ran as renovations continued, Gummy would pause on the work as she recognized the familiar sigil she still called home.... as much turmoil as it had brought her through the unknown claims still. Setting some boards down to skitter over to the missive would not hesitate in opening the parchments' contents to read with the fervor of hope & creeping feeling she got from its contents.

 

"Izit.. true....?" She chittered to herself in a feral-speech lost to time but her own, Gummy would sit on the floor she stood upon to read & reread the contents again. "..Have da zpiritz bring'd da prophecy tu save da Krug & ztart da cykle again....?"

 

Many thoughts reeled through her mind as Gummy would then take out a fresh sheet of parchment from her pockets & begin to scribble away hastily; there was much to look forward to.

[Pharoahdabz_yt 121]

The uruk grins widely as his empty eyes read through the grimoure, the words causing his smile to grow

 

"Da RIGHTFULL REX AHM BAK" 

 

He squealed in blah for the first time in almost a century as he weilded his blade traversing towards the krug, his reddened eyes strolling across the desert 

 

[confusedjester 818]

Somewhere, a certain blue goblin, lost to time and memories, skimmed her yellow eyes over the missive. 

 

"Intereztingz.." Mirt murmured.