=Zkroll fo Rex & Arch-Duke=

[MrMojoMordor 2413]

[!] A large nosed  & small goblin with an Ox banner would deliver the scroll personally.

+Zkroll fo Rex & Arch-Duke+


Penned by Bon’Ox
||  Imperial 2058 || S.A 264 || A.R.P 203 ||

@Javert@Deets

Ani Uruk wagh-party found ihn Petran landz, will get turned into ahn Pinkeh through da Ilzgul.
Ani Petran found flattin' an Uruk ihn Petran landz, will get turned into ahn Goblin through da Ilzgul.
Majority ob Ox klan liv here & mi will nub have thiz place turned into ahn wagh-zone over da deluluz ob zome knobhead wit ahn tiara.
Got kubz peep after & billz to write.
Nub kare 'bout da rezt ob da Empire.

Latz brought thiz upon latzelvez Bruddahz & Ziztahz wit da lack ob forezight.

Lupkul & May Leyd agh Vulka agh Ghorza peep over lat ohn da Battlefield.
Agh may Theruz find da next generation.

Bon'Ox

The Garmont's First People's Seat

[!] A large nosed  & small goblin with an Ox banner would run around snatching the missive from people's hands, screaming.
"DA MIZZIVE  & ITZ INTENT HAZ BEEN TAKEN BAKK BI BON'OX! ZORRI!"

 

 

Spoiler

Good luck O7
I'll take like, half a win for this.

 

[BonesOfTheEarth 2252]

6 minutes ago, MrMojoMordor said:

knobhead wit ahn tiara.

 

Adonael, a Petran citizen, bursts into tears. He rushes to find his wife, extending the public letter. He's holding it upside down and thus it is difficult to read. He tries to speak, but is in hysterics and simply babbles nonsensically over the beauty of the writing. Only one line is clear:

 

"I've clearly judged Mister Bon'Ox too harshly!"

 

@Hodgeling

[Hom 1987]

Caz experiences a mix of emotions reading over the missive, from sympathy to amusement to exasperation. At the end of the day, there’s really only one thing to say.

 

”Cer’ified Bon’Ox moment.” 

[Zemzy_Oakheart 347]

Finding a copy within the donation bin of the grand library would 'OmNom' raise a brow at first; skeptical of its contents as she'd found times before. However, as she read through the missive once, twice.... A hint of surprise & relief seemed to drift through her thoughts.

 

"..It iz a Krugmaz mirakul...." she chittered to herself from the break room, alone for the moment before uttering a prayer up to the ceiling quietly, "..Lûp'Theruz îzub'ûr uruk-hai kranklûkz hon-fûr'nar agh gimb'khatûn larg-durbûrz...."

[truelarper 593]

"Mi will skahing flat lat," said Brutokles the Brazen.

[JustMeMorgan 2065]

"Did the Governor just declare Petra... Unaffiliated with the to-be-war?" the maddened elf rang looking at it cackling.

[Cheese 8882]

Juniper, who is kill on sight in the Horde, is so proud of her estranged grandson.