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Medieval Tavern Interior with Stone Walls, Wooden Floor, Tables with Food  and Drink, Barrels of Wine or Ale. 3D Rendering Stock Illustration -  Illustration of game, story: 240485373

A small, boutique establishment within the burrows of the Imperium would be filled with the smoke of Auverginian tobacco that spreads across the basement. The dimly lit room would obscure the faces of the nobles and troubadours that frequented this strange hall, where ornate chairs and simple tables of lacquered wood uplift the glasses that are scattered across the room.  The purveyor of this past-time, Reginald Richard Napier the II, wraps its hands around a small golden case within his hands. The influential author had grown in popularity with the war, as the fusion of orcish and dwarven literature had been demanded by his audience. Many had started to buy the publications, such as "Send my wife to the Brathmordikin", "Krug Crossed Lovers" and "The Seven Elven Priests and the Dwarven Paragon" with feverish glee, so his own exploits allowed for the cosy atmosphere to be cultivated within the grasp of Hadrian's walls. Reginald gestures to the nearby, stammering poet to go to the stage, their boots clanking and creaking upon the floorboards as it stares out towards the audience. A huffed exclaim follows with a gulp in the poets voice, a ritual of humiliation for them to become part of this society.


The figure stammers and spits upon itself on the stage, starting to read it with vicious intensity.

 

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9 minutes ago, ScreamingDingo said:

Medieval Tavern Interior with Stone Walls, Wooden Floor, Tables with Food  and Drink, Barrels of Wine or Ale. 3D Rendering Stock Illustration -  Illustration of game, story: 240485373

A small, boutique establishment within the burrows of the Imperium would be filled with the smoke of Auverginian tobacco that spreads across the basement. The dimly lit room would obscure the faces of the nobles and troubadours that frequented this strange hall, where ornate chairs and simple tables of lacquered wood uplift the glasses that are scattered across the room.  The purveyor of this past-time, Reginald Richard Napier the II, wraps its hands around a small golden case within his hands. The influential author had grown in popularity with the war, as the fusion of orcish and dwarven literature had been demanded by his audience. Many had started to buy the publications, such as "Send my wife to the Brathmordikin", "Krug Crossed Lovers" and "The Seven Elven Priests and the Dwarven Paragon" with feverish glee, so his own exploits allowed for the cosy atmosphere to be cultivated within the grasp of Hadrian's walls. Reginald gestures to the nearby, stammering poet to go to the stage, their boots clanking and creaking upon the floorboards as it stares out towards the audience. A huffed exclaim follows with a gulp in the poets voice, a ritual of humiliation for them to become part of this society.


The figure stammers and spits upon itself on the stage, starting to read it with vicious intensity.

 

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Yo this was a fire comment! Awesome!

 

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1 minute ago, Werew0lf said:

“Could you summarise this for me?” Hadrian issued the parchment to one of his knights.

 

“Uh, let me see.” The imperial knight scanned the parchment. “You are evil, you need to be put down, feel sorry for your children, I hope you die. People of Azuras, rise up against the Empire…”

 

“Oh, alright. The usual stuff, then?” The Emperor questioned.

 

“Yes, Your Imperial Majesty… - the usual stuff.”  The knight responded.

 

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COOL POST YEETBOY!

 

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THANK YOU! Was worried for a bit about if posting it might get me in trouble, but figured if I made clear at the start that it was all in good fun it was fine. 

 

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"Erm. Who is this guy?" The Patriarch de Senna says as he shows the flyer to his brother, Father Pontius, pointing out where they were mentioned. @littyfam

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A woman, once a de Senna, squints down at the mention of her family's name. First in confusion, then in disgust that this fool would even mention her family.

 

"Eugh, more propaganda from the badlands - what fool could possibly take this seriously?"

 

Edith takes a moment to ponder the entertaining writings of a man seeking attention. Still though, she could at least commend him for the courage to speak out - as foolish as his take was.

 

"No matter the state of things, life will always go on. May this man one day realize that if he spent more time with his kin than putting ink to parchment against a foe he cannot possibly defeat, he'd be much happier."

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Alright I’m putting this in a AI Kendrick Lamar Video gimme a week or two…

 

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1 minute ago, Frisket said:
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Alright I’m putting this in a AI Kendrick Lamar Video gimme a week or two…

 

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lol I'll be waiting! Can't wait to see it! (don't let K.Dot find out though, we don't want him doing LOTC like he did Drake lol)

 

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"This poem undeniably added twenty years to my sentence of exile.” Livia proposed the missive over her shoulder, lolling it between a careless slump of index and thumb. 

 

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Big Hat Society #3, Soxton Boomstitch, finds the poem on the door of the Aelwen library and reads it over, his eyes getting more and more energetic as he continues down. He mumbles along to the poem until it finishes.

 

"I need to find this Maddok Tam..." he says at last, a hint of mischief in his tone and a large grin.

 

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Just now, Astrophysical said:

Big Hat Society #3, Soxton Boomstitch, finds the poem on the door of the Aelwen library and reads it over, his eyes getting more and more energetic as he continues down. He mumbles along to the poem until it finishes.

 

"I need to find this Maddok Tam..." he says at last, a hint of mischief in his tone and a large grin.

 

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Maddock Tam sneezed as he was relaxing after venting his anger and frustrations about Hadrian’s poor parenting through lyrical warfare. That wasn’t a good omen, he lived on the coast, there’s little reason to sneeze here.

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1 minute ago, Yeetboy0206 said:

Maddock Tam sneezed as he was relaxing after venting his anger and frustrations about Hadrian’s poor parenting through lyrical warfare. That wasn’t a good omen, he lived on the coast, there’s little reason to sneeze here.

 

A few moments after Maddock sneezed, the poem which lay in Soxton's tiny hands burst into flames. 

 

"OH NO!" he screams as the poem continues to burn, yet it did not burn away.

 

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1 hour ago, OwlofMiracles said:

A woman, once a de Senna, squints down at the mention of her family's name. First in confusion, then in disgust that this fool would even mention her family.

 

"Eugh, more propaganda from the badlands - what fool could possibly take this seriously?"

 

Edith takes a moment to ponder the entertaining writings of a man seeking attention. Still though, she could at least commend him for the courage to speak out - as foolish as his take was.

 

"No matter the state of things, life will always go on. May this man one day realize that if he spent more time with his kin than putting ink to parchment against a foe he cannot possibly defeat, he'd be much happier."

Maddock Tam sneezed AGAIN while hanging out with his wife and four children. This is even worse. He never sneezes in his own house.

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