ON THE DEGENERATE DAEMON

[Wolfy-D 468]

Icarus the banished fire atronach finds a missive that had made its way across the realms and into his steel hands "what... What did he do... I was with him less than 5 hours ago... How did he do this on 5 hours" after spending several minutes trying to understand descendent minds, he simply gives up and lights the parchment aflame. It's not like he needs to care for their laws anymore anyways.

[Rig 17580]

"Love is love," said Inquisitor Germanicus to Inquisitor Aysenur.

[Beardicuss 486]

8 minutes ago, xo31 said:

Arthur stared at the paper in abject befuddlement. He considered the process of making an Atronach, and then what one would have to do to end out with such a thing. He frowned bigly.

 

"Did he at least have a potion of fire resist?"

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Words cannot describe how much I hate you

 

[Monty Cobra 921]

The jaw of one Njáll Ásvard fell slack in utter shock and bafflement. He was quick to pass the missive onto his sister with much frantic and insistent elbowing, as he regarded the fate of the man that had hosted them not three ashen nights prior.

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@Moumins

 

[tasty_cheesecake 2298]

Enrique looked at the legislation and pondered.

 

...

 

...

 

He too wondered how many potions of fire resist had to be involved, after the obvious questions of 'what' and 'why'.

[OhBlossom 65]

A Halfling read the missive concerned for her friend, "I hadn't realized this is how Daemon would be grieving."

 

[Celestial_Bleh 224]

29 minutes ago, Travisty said:

“Its those damn romance books. This is why they ought to stay banned!” Sir Dietrich commented upon reading the missive and having been present for the ordeal around its writing. With a tsk he folded the missive neatly to set within his bag, he knew his husband would get a kick out of this one.

Somewhere, sometime, an exiled romance author sneezes. Some hundred years or so ago, he had heard a rumor that a sneeze meant someone was talking about you. While such was clearly untrue, he couldn’t help the chilling feeling that his writing was being blamed for some wild occurrence again. 

[DISCOLIQUID 2701]

"What type were they?"

". . ."

"FIRE!?"

 

Catcher was hornswoggled. 

[PolarLoLs 984]

The Bishop looks at the resident Atronach

[MrMojoMordor 2413]

"Lat know.." the goblin finally get's out, after his wheezing laughter has been heard by anyone passing the gate. ".. we zhould have known wit ahn name like 'Daemon'."

Bon'Ox looks at the missive once more and cackles: "Man knew what he wanted. At leazt he'z taken himzelf out ob da gene-pool wit hiz choice & will have no heirz to hiz madnezz. Da male-lonelinezz epidemic haz hit Azuraz." 

[TaraJess 2848]

After quite the trip the pair had, Aurelian and Kusi return to the gates of Rittersburg. Aurelian spies the missive and snatches it, showing it to the boy. "Oh look... his marriage did net last too long..." 

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@truelarper

 

[Magister214 116]

Mu'd'Ox would wander upon the missive. He reads it before frogblinking once. Then again for a second time. He blahs what is on his mind. "Wha iz... an atrahnach? Wha iz dat? Me nub undahstand!" 

[najtik 183]

Silvya Véronica stood before the posted decree, her pale gaze moving line by line without visible reaction. Her fingers folded neatly behind her back.

“Fool”

 

She murmured under her breath. After a moment, she reached forward and flattened the curling edge of the parchment against the board, as though ensuring it would remain visible to all who passed. “The Valkonens have never done anything quietly” she said at last. “It seems that tradition continues.”

 

Without further comment, she turned and walked on, her expression unreadable.

[truelarper 593]

9 minutes ago, TaraJess said:

After quite the trip the pair had, Aurelian and Kusi return to the gates of Rittersburg. Aurelian spies the missive and snatches it, showing it to the boy. "Oh look... his marriage did net last too long..." 

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@truelarper

 

"I shall ******* kill him."

[DeadraSlayer 419]

The Viktoria Altwegg-Winburgh reads over this parchment, and can't help from laughing more then one has ever done before " SEEE, SEE BOY. . .I told you Petrans are odd! No wonder he got mad at me when I called em odd HAHAahah" @_FirBranch_  @Grave