ON THE DEGENERATE DAEMON

[garentoft 9265]

"Are you ******* serious?" asked Tomasz, the Petran Chancellor, to his secretary who delivered him the news.

[Arianthe22 242]

"When did he even have the time to do this? What the heck??" A certain blue haired elfess mumbled as she read the news. "What about your crush Daemon??" Daemon's best wingwoman cried out dramatically.

[JustMeMorgan 2065]

"Once again Mages have rattled the Empire to its very core." spoke the elf Saneral, turning to his local atronach forgers "You must output more atronach: for every human of weakness shall have a fire atronach; forget the mori we have clearly a better anathema for man."

[Fluffy Horror 496]

Gloria Taqui Pachakutiq, widow, mother of four, and secret connoisseur of Romance novels, stared at the missive with bafflement.

 

She had read many Romance novels over her long life, with many interesting pairings, but one atronach, let alone two, was new.

 

Many questions ran through her mind, chief among them: Why and How?

 

The woman pulled out a journal and proceeded to scribble down equations frantically. Math and Science could answer one of her questions. The other one involved Criminal Psychology, and as that hadn't been invented yet, she would never know.

[TrueValkonen 65]

Edmund was more confused than anything, having witnessed the resignation, and him run off with Atronachs "This.. this a joke, right, Daemon?" he asked him, with a book in his hand "What about.. that Norlander? I don't think she's going to want you now." he'd say without remorse, as he's hit over the head with a scabbard

[Anbennar 2351]

"Hanged, drawn, and quartered; like a wild animal." Taelarios Sunwatcher demanded to nobody in particular. This grave act against both the ethics of descendantdom, and against the void; must be dealt with harshly.

[Keening 1264]

Spoiler

4 hours ago, HeroOfDuLoc said:

"A man is not truly a man without ambition, and the ambition to master arcana is one of the most treacherous pursuits. To truly master all branches, you must become one with the arcane, giving yourself to the void. As man and woman become one in marriage, so does man and the void. To penetrate the veil you must take the risk that you will not be the same man you once were, and once you have penetrated and lifted the veil, you are now man and wife, as above so below. Do not think this man insane, for many weaker men do much worse things in the pursuit of power, forcing their will upon the innocent, causing war, famine, death. If you cannot love what you are in pursuit of, what is the point of pursuing it in the first place?"

 

 

@HeroOfDuLoc

[ChainedDragons 1374]

Bron read the missive once. Then twice. Then three times. "Eh?" He was certain his brain was misreading the page. Did this man help two atronarchs marry or did he marry two atronachs???? 

The cursed child sat there puzzled for so long he nearly forgot to make his kids breakfast.

[MercyAzalea 405]

Irena Amaya Glennmaer, once Valkonen, had been dead for quite some time. 

 

This news would have her rolling in her grave in shame...

[Navigator 4260]

7 hours ago, JudgeTrudy said:

 "Isn't zhis zhe same man who claimed to adopt ein Mori child?"

A Mori'quessir Tribune scrunched his face in disgust.

"We don't associate with this loser, disgusting weirdo, nor his behavior. We will rescue that child."

[mothsthetic 2250]

The Petran Dame-Inquisitor closed her eyes in utter shock, disgust, and disappointment. There were no words to be said, no quip to be had. Just complete shock and bewilderment. Once again, a new low had been found.

 

Spoiler

 

[PrimnyaQuorum 3999]

The long-absent progenitor of the Valkonens, himself a mage, had been planning a long over due return, when word reached him of his descendants crimes.

 

The other way he went, where no atronachs could be found and would never be.

[craneia 232]

8 hours ago, Phersades said:

The Archduchess of Petra read the missive penned by her husband... She'd grimace, thinking that her siblings would have NEVER in all her years as a Valkonen. 

A comment from that Kortrevich girl as she peeked over the Archduchess’ shoulder at the missive; “That was never the plot of any romance novel I have ever read.” 

[Mescaffier 6197]

Johanna Barclay looked to the imperial heir in dismay. She had no words. One, actually – "Petrans . . ."

@cadazio

[Ardory 2978]

Soxton Boomstitch reads the daily empire newspaper, sipping a can of LEY soda as he sits on the front in his war against the dastardly OCEAN. He scans this story in particular and sighs disappointingly. He lifts the hat off his head and reaches deep within, far deeper than it appears, and retrieves a large tome, almost as big as he is. He opens it and flips for minutes until he reaches one page and strikes out something.

 

”I guess I have to cancel THAT experiment.” he muses as he realized the consequences of doing such and getting caught.