Blawharag 277 Share Posted November 3, 2011 Blawharag has officially finished growing the World Cactus! The marvel of modern day magic is a testament to the strength and pride of the Orcs. With weeks and weeks of growing, blood, sweat, intense all nighter growing sessions and more blood. Lots, and lots, and lots more blood. After sacrificing precious items and equipment, and literally roughly a thousand minas all to appease the cactus, the deed has finally been done. The Cactus not only as a challenge for Orcs to prove their strength, but also as a font for shaman power. Before the cactus was even finished growing, the power it radiated was still enough for Blawharag to finished casting back the creeping forest and give ground to the desert. I have even heard reports of the Wargoth being able to fly and spew great swaths of sand! All can bask in the power of this great feat! For it is Krug's own fist incarnate! Fur Krugzpaw! Fur da Wargoth! Glozag Votar! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urahra 5781 Share Posted November 3, 2011 ((I think the real question is: are you going to mate with it? You told me you were going to mate with it.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blawharag 277 Author Share Posted November 3, 2011 ((already did. 7 times in fact. Still without child, but I'm working on it, give it time. Whats the gestation time for a cactus-orc halfbreed? still 9 months? or shorter? Are cactus also green because of Iblees fire? Or will the child be doubly green? Once for fire once for cactus. Also, the child shall have spines and do half a heart of damage to all that try to push him off a wall or otherwise strike him with a melee weapon.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urahra 5781 Share Posted November 3, 2011 ((I'm not sure if cacti can get pregnant. But if it can, your baby will be beyond awesome. I'm gonna be an aunt! <3 )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ned Lud 1260 Share Posted November 3, 2011 ((Cacti are the war boners that fallen orcish warriors, buried in the sand, get when they see how sweaty and badass the War Nation has become. This Uzg Kaktuz is huge, it can only be Krug's "fist" incarnate.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slic3man 484 Share Posted November 3, 2011 So, Blaw me and you should make a cult for the cactus soon... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lexperiments 18 Share Posted November 3, 2011 DAT IS A BIG CACTUS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
firespirit44 1323 Share Posted November 3, 2011 ((I did wonder why there was a giant cactus in Sanjezeal. And I died after I saw Urara ask if you were gonna mate the thing)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Urahra 5781 Share Posted November 4, 2011 ((We already worship cacti. Mogroka said so.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vert 0 Share Posted November 4, 2011 ((Cacti are the war boners that fallen orcish warriors, buried in the sand, get when they see how sweaty and badass the War Nation has become. This Uzg Kaktuz is huge, it can only be Krug's "fist" incarnate.)) ((pffffbahahahaha Can the orc word for cactus be "war boner" from now on? please!?)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
shields12347 133 Share Posted November 4, 2011 *stares up at the cactus as his jaw slowly lowers A marvellous structure indeed! none other than an orc could create such a wonder! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny 2232 Share Posted December 3, 2012 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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