Bawg 494 Share Posted April 5, 2012 *A angered human scribbles on a piece of paper, sickened by the constant torment by a orc. He quickly runs to a wooden post in Salvus, and nails in the paper.* It says: Wanted Name: Bog Race: Orc Height: Really Tall Weight: Morbidly Obese Build: Out of Shape Reflexes: Slow Allies: Occasionally accompanied by smaller lesser orcs Hot Spots: Salvus, and Strigzgoi Reason: This orc runs around hugging the women, and I am sure that they dislike it. He also likes to start small fights with human males. He constantly harasses the woman, by touching, licking, hugging, and cuddling them. He is also kidnapper as he robs children from their mothers, and takes them to his dungeon in the desert. My human brothers, and sisters I urge you to stop this beast from continuing his constant destruction, and endless fits of rage. Help me lay this beast, and together... We can have a happier, much safer Asulon. Reward: Alive: 2500 Minas, lock him in a jail for life somewhere. Dead: 2000 Minas, if he is murdered put his head on a pike in front of Salvus. Orc that happens to kill him: 3000 Minas Expires: [OOC: 11th of April, 2012] If you are to fail in the amount of time I give you to kill him, the reward no longer be offered. I want his capture or death to be swift, I do not want to wait years for his death. *Posts picture of the monster.* [[Created by Aerinyes]] Slain! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coaster 2086 Share Posted April 5, 2012 (( :( )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FORƎST 1312 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Sits on top of the gazebo, watching the man nail in a wanted poster. 2000? Hugging is quite the disgusting crime, after all. ...That sort of Minas could buy me what, 200 ales? What a lucrative business opportunity. I must be sure to keep an eye out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maximas1211 34 Share Posted April 5, 2012 (( Your killing off Bog? :'( I'm going to miss him so much! He was my buddy. :( *Runs away crying* NOOO!! )) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aislin 4354 Share Posted April 5, 2012 I could use a mighty steed. This will do nicely. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cresaran 81 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Any idea where we can find him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlphaCentaurus 173 Share Posted April 5, 2012 "I think I know Bog... I wonder what his weakness is. I'll try cake and wenches, and go from there." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jingeh 278 Share Posted April 5, 2012 *Looks at the piece of paper* "Sounds like 'da Uruk who used 'ta play catch with Jingeh." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salamandra 1136 Share Posted April 5, 2012 *chuckles* "Oh Bog, getting yourself in more trouble? Good Boy. Maybe I'll capture you for the minas then let you free...? Hmmmm." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aelu / Rel (Combustionary) 1540 Share Posted April 5, 2012 *Relgard sees the poster, and smiled lightly* Well, I need something to pay for a new house... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungo 3965 Share Posted April 5, 2012 Murkash walks by a poster containing this information. He struggles to read it although picks out some words like "Bog, dead, wanted, morbidly obese." He laughs to himself. Eurhur, wud did dat fatazz du nuw? Mi fink dat deze shara nub laik Bawg and dey wuntz 'im flat. Meh, mi dun giff a skah 'bout diz but nub shara betah nub flat Bawg. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dash_Rogers 130 Share Posted April 5, 2012 *Dash takes notice to the wanted poster. For people around looking at him, he has a great cocky smirk and looks to be scheming.* ((is there a sketch to go along with the poster so we know who to look for?)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawg 494 Author Share Posted April 5, 2012 *Dash takes notice to the wanted poster. For people around looking at him, he has a great cocky smirk and looks to be scheming.* ((is there a sketch to go along with the poster so we know who to look for?)) [[i will provide a sketch when I return home.]] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aerinyes 402 Share Posted April 5, 2012 ((is there a sketch to go along with the poster so we know who to look for?)) 5 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bawg 494 Author Share Posted April 5, 2012 ^^^ Marry me!? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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