The You're Banned Game

[epix37 62]

Banned for using big words

[Crayfishchris 751]

Banned for using small words.

[epix37 62]

Banned for banning me

[Anawkin 247]

Banned for liking duke.

[Aengoth 2890]

Banned for being a Hermit

[The Best Basileus 97]

Magic spear-appearing and disappearing in your avatar.

 

Powergaming.

 

Permaban no apple.

[Dry Crackers 268]

Banned for doing something unworthy.

[Aengoth 2890]

Banned for having green and yellow combined on your jacket

[OhDeerLord 673]

Banned for letting this thread die for two days

[The Best Basileus 97]

Banned for taking an elven military order seriously.

 

Really, who does that?

[epix37 62]

Banned for liking the Byzantine Empire, it was lame.

[The Best Basileus 97]

Banned for improper measures of Imperial awesomeness:

 

BYZANTIUM                      vs.                  THE MONGOLS

Christian                                                    Pagan/Islam

1123 years long                                        162 years long

Constantine the Great                               Ghengis Khan

Justinian the Great                                     null

Heraclius the Great                                    null

Basil II the Great                                        null

Alexios I Komnenos                                   null

John I Komnenos                                       null

Manuel I Komnenos the Great                   null

Constantine IX Palaeologus                       null

Glorious death                                            nooby pathetic factional death

Hagia Sophia                                              um... little dinky temples? :P

Theodosian Walls                                       gers

Survived a ton of near-death occurences   died the first time it came near death

STUCK IT TO THE POPE                          nearly allied with the Pope... ew...

Cruel to prisoners and criminals                 Ambivalent; both cruel and merciful to prisoners

Relatively merciful to enemy innocents       Dreadfully brutal to enemy innocents 

 

 

 

And I could go on

 

and on

 

and on

but you don't want me to, aye? So yeah, this was all to say that you're banned.

[Lathros 377]

Banned for thinking Rome wasn't the greatest city  / empire to exist.

 

2 weeks ban, and an appeal will have to be made at the end of said time period. Hopefully you can learn your lesson.

 

[ Even though it clearly was ]

[Hunter (sckolar) 50]

Banned for banning when you're not a moderator.

[Dry Crackers 268]

Banned for forgetting it.