Something Large comes out of the Water

[Skippy 2466]

In the underground lake of Karik, splashes could be heard from the top of the water. Suddenly, a fat naked figure grasps the shore of the underground lake, pulling himself up. He makes his way up to the road, soaked and naked.

"Ello lads! Ah'mmmmm baaaack!"

[-Max- 20]

"...fat naked..."

[Dr. Eggnog 74]

((cannot unsee fat nude midget))

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

Bael shakes his head and mutters to himself.

"Ah obvioushly didnae push 'im 'ard enuf."

[Kilgrim 361]

Sweet Yemekar

[Swgrclan 2682]

Nesmav lets his jaw drop as he spots the fat creature, and then bellows out, his voice ringing through-out the caverns,

"WOT'!"

[DecoLamb 959]

[[i was eating a corndog when I read this. I cannot finish my snack now. Thanks a lot...]]

[Skippy 2466]

[ ;D ]

[Charles_Grimlie 1072]

*Kjell wanders across the Dwarven halls of Karik stopping to notice a peculiar sight rising out of the water slowly, after staring at it rubbing his eyes a few times between glimpses he finally sees that it is a disgusting and fat Dwarf.. It could only mean Skippy who he saw delve into the water only 2 years before.*

"OCH! FECKIN' 'ELL SKIPPEH YA BLUDEH NEKKED BASTARD! GET SUM FECKIN' CLO'FS AWN AN' COVER DAT WEE STRING O' YERS!"

*Kjell tilts his head to the side attempting to handle his recent meal as the large gelatinous figure struggles to get to the shore.*

[Amorphbutt 199]

(I wonder what happens if you shoot him with a dull arrow. Would he explode, leaving a thick layer of lard, and goopy, fat filled blood everywhere? That I do not want to try, but if you shot him out of a cannon at enemies, it would kill most of them, and him in the process.)

[everblue2er101 906]

Far away in the Holy Oren Empire, Kernith Timothee suddenly has an inexplicable and splitting headache.

[Redbaron™ 690]

Lancel feels a sudden shake in his palace, spilling his tea on the ground

"What the fawk was that.."

[Amorphbutt 199]

Meanwhile in Haelun'or, a giant earthquake comes and destroys several already mostly broken towers. General chaos follows. Riots for no apparent reason come within the city, yet it is short lived. But only an after after all of this chaos, the High Elves are already being snobby, and a general pain in the butt.

What in Malin's name was that? asked one of the High Elves.

I have no idea, but it doesn't matter. Back to important business. said another.

General boredom ensued.

[Strawberry114 43]

Slowly walks away from the pond. The walk then turns into a sprint.

[Diri/GreenKoopaBros 58]

Bifor, the Dwarf, who was still looking for anyone to allow him housing, saw a waddling figure, nearly as big as he was, coming up the path. Blinking, he burst out into a Guffaw of a laugh, walking further to greet the strange Dwarf.

"Oi Oi Oi! Wut be dis now dat yuh chuz tuh stumble 'bout as so? Sure, et beh moiteh foin wet'er down 'ere, buh not many udders would 'ave duh strength'v stomach es ah. 'ere."

Reaching into his Satchel, Bifor procured a rather large blanket that he had been using in the absence of a bed. Shaking the flecks and food from it, he would throw it around the other dwarf, smiling.

"dere now. yuh'll beh warm an' toasty'n nuh toim. Now. 'ho beh yuh? Ah'm new tuh dese lands, an' ah mus' say. Ah dunnae 'member ever seein' a soight such es yours."