Which animals are cooler cats or dogs?

[Davern 21]

Hey guys, which pet do ou think is the best in da world? Just saying dogs do crap they bark at stuff and they follow you all around. Now for cats these devouise mudder feckers sit around all day and bring dead mice to your front door?So make the right choice . Wait am I being bacis? Of course I am :P.

[Cappy 1599]

Excerpts from a Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favourite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favourite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favourite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favourite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favourite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favourite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favourite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favourite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favourite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favourite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favourite thing!

Excerpts from a Cat's Daily Diary

Day 983 of my captivity.

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.

They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates what I am capable of. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a 'good little hunter' I am.

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of 'allergies.' I must learn what this means and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously retarded.

The bird has got to be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now...

Dogs are daft and cats are scheming. So cats, obviously.

Also, you should add a poll ^.^

[Stephensj 327]

CATZ

[cruzazul 2815]

Dogs for sure. Cats are terrible. Those demon felines haunt me daily. I am absolutely terrified by them. Not to mention they are bipolar.

[Old-Rattlesnake 1534]

Cats come pre-installed with box pooping capabilities.

So, cats.

[Salamandra 1136]

I personally prefer cats, though I own a dog. :unsure:

[Gemmylou 484]

DOGS!!!!!

[GrizzlyWes 127]

DOGS

[+ Reggieo + 112]

Dogs!

For this very reason

[Lykos 276]

Dogs are the most badass companions man has ever made. They are smart, they are strong, they are loyal.

They fight with us in our wars, they help us keep the peace, they help comfort us.

Cats are uptight demon bastards.

[Dargene 51]

Dogs, Dogs will love you back and always come to you, they wag their cute tails when they are around,

Cats piss off for the whole day and come back when hungry, just to come back with a dead rat or something.

[+ Reggieo + 112]

DOGS

And Also for this reason:

[SovyetMuffin 3]

Cats are easier to care for, and they have more fluffs

[SkyyoBee 249]

Cats.

[Rhett Woods 3]

I personally have a preference towards cats, although I've never had a dog and only one cat. Also, this is a matter of opinion, not a matter of truth, so don't shred each other to...shreds over it. :P