The Election Of A King

[Tethras 278]

Frowns as he glances at the list of candidates. Shaking his head slowly as he reads them out and his opinions on them.

 

"F'orin Gran'axe.... 'Meh comrade from Kal'Mew. He has shown himself able to lead. Yet does 'e 'ave what it takes to run 'ah nation? 'Tu keep the Kingdom strong 'an 'tu Holds 'appeh?"

 

Farren sighs lightly as he turns to the second candidate on the list. Frowning slightly as he reads it. 

 

"Dreek 'bu 'ah commander aye. Yet 'e hasn't run 'ah fort. 'E be lackin' in more experience t'an Thorin. But is 'art be strong 'an 'e be 'ah leader ov' dwarves. Ah think 'tu seat ov' Lord would suit 'im better until 'e builds up 'is experience."

 

Farren chuckles lightly, grinning wryly as he turns to the last of the names. He blinks re-reading the name out loud a expression of half amusement and half shock on his face.

 

"Be 'tis 'ah joke? 'Ah meant no offense 'tu the lad but 'e be ah child. We can nae 'ave 'ah child on 'tu throne! We cannot afford 'tu appear weak in t'is time ov' crisis. In the future 'e may do well. But fer now we should rely on someone wit' more experience. Nae some lad who be 'ah beardlin. An can 'ardleh lead or inspire dwarves."

 

Farren finally picks up the quill, dabbing it in ink as he fills out the form.

 

"'Tu nae vote would be folleh! No matter who 'tu candidate be we must choose who be 'tu most suitible. No matter ov' t'eir folleh'. Tu articles ov' Urguan must be upheld. Onleh' 'ah fool would abstain out ov' personal opinion. "

 

 

Name: Farren Starbreaker

 

Place an X besides the name of the candidate you wish to vote for:

- Thorin Grandaxe X

- Dreek Stormhammer 

- Davern Frostbeard

[Blundermore 2741]

*Peering from under his white pointed hat the Old wizard Ponders for a moment as he peers at the ballet box of stone and the many tithes of papers sitting just a stone's throw from the table. Thinking for a moment he realizes that he technically has a right to vote under Dwarvish law...  Due to the agreement reached in Elysium Isles. Taking up one of the tithes of paper in hand, he peers at it, scratching his bearded chin as he mumbles under his breath. Finally, comes to the conclusion of who to vote for... taking the quill in hand, he makes a small "X" next to the candidate of his choosing in high-rise italic, before finally, slipping the tithe into the stone box before him. Smiling to himself, he turns and carries on his way...* 

 

 

 

Name:

 

Place an X besides the name of the candidate you wish to vote for:

- Thorin Grandaxe X 

- Dreek Stormhammer 

- Davern Frostbeard

 

[doom6153 57]

Name:

 

Place an X besides the name of the candidate you wish to vote for:

- Thorin Grandaxe X

- Dreek Stormhammer

- Davern Frostbeard

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Mucky 443]

Olaf sprints along the halls shouting!

 

"Olav fer king!

Olav nominate 'imselv fer king!

Yer wan' ah moighteh foine warrior fer ah king, yer got 'im roigh' 'ere!

Fak dat Davern lad, yer got yer man roigh' 'ere!

Ah know ah 'ave been gon' fer ah whoile buh dat beh becaus' ah been thinkin' of meh speach!

An' dat is all!"

Olaf shouts and points to himself for hours.

[Mucky 443]

"Meh ahn T'orin ahd ah duel teh see 'who wuld beh ah stronge' kin'!

Ah was smashin' im!

Dehn he unclipped ah pickax ahn cheated!

Du yer wahn ah cheatin' bastar' as yer kin'?!

Ah thin' neht!

 

TEH SECON' FOIGH WAS BULLSHOITE!

AH WAS FOIHTIN' T'ORIN AHN WUS WINNIN' WEHN AH BAFFOON JUMPED IN AH STARTED TEH 'ELP!

T'orin still claimed victoreh afteh t'is cheatin!

 

Ah random artis' was aroun' at teh scene uf teh croime!

"

 

((AND U CAN SEE MY **** FPS :D ))

[Meanking 311]

"Meh ahn T'orin ahd ah duel teh see 'who wuld beh ah stronge' kin'!

Ah was smashin' im!

Dehn he unclipped ah pickax ahn cheated!

Du yer wahn ah cheatin' bastar' as yer kin'?!

Ah thin' neht!"

I challenge ye te an honor duel! Des beh false!

 

ye starte'd before i knew deh duel started!

[Lefty 1696]

((Clearly photoshopped :P))

[Mucky 443]

"T'orin lost teh 'Onor duel ahn stapped 'imselv dehn Igor fired ahn arrow into T'orins eye!

'E couldn' tayk loosin!

T'was ah sad day buh tru!"

 

(Meanking was trolling, he isn't dead)

[Meanking 311]

Name: Thorin Grandaxe

 

Place an X besides the name of the candidate you wish to vote for:

- Thorin Grandaxe X

- Dreek Stormhammer 

- Davern Frostbeard

[bov61 32]

*Rehki looks at the ballots and mutters "Dun loike uneh uv em!"

 

Name: Rehki Irongut

X Thorin Grandaxe

-Dreek Stormhammer

-Davern Frostbeard

[Tiberius Timberface 2]

X- Thorin Grandaxe

- Dreek Stormhammer

- Davern Frostbeard 

[Mucky 443]

- Thorin Grandaxe

- Dreek Stormhammer

- Davern Frostbeard 

- Olaf Ireheart Stormhammer  [x]

[Goldrim 1422]

Hodir crumbles up the paper with a balled up fist, he mutters slander under his breath.

 

Silly fockin' politics, elections be fer wuss's.

[Royal_McKeogh 5]

Gorki Trout

 

- Thorin Grandaxe [x]

- Dreek Stormhammer

- Davern Frostbeard 

 

[Filthy Peasant 12]

Name: Naffog Hennington

Place an X besides the name of the candidate you wish to vote for:

-Thorin Grandaxe X

-Dreek Stormhammer

-Davern Frostbeard