51 More Reasons To Make A High Elf

[Supremacy 3361]

Forgive me for the additional topic, it would seem my lovely racist-roleplaying-friends felt compelled to make another fifty. (I promise this is the last of our glorious propaganda.)

 

Fifty One More Reasons to Make a High Elf!

1. The high elves have a laboratory with the most amazing concepts and experiments!

2. The high elves have a view of the Kharajyr island! Isn’t it beautiful?

3. We have a blacksmith that roleplays out the entire process of everything! It’s quite wonderful.

4. We enjoy long walks on the beach and hugs.

5. We have a lake in the city for jolly swims!

6. Though we don’t swim in said lake, as you shall be berated by stuffier characters for meddling within the squids’ environment, and for being improperly dressed.

7. We have a bath-house!

8. Though we don’t tend to bathe with one-another.

9. We have numerous laws against emotional and physical fraternisation! We’re a clean city! Gurhur!

10. Those who have declared impure but remain biologically pure can perform arduous, depressing, and life-draining tasks for the city, while being belittled by members of the community!

11. Unless you consider that a bad thing! Weirdo!

12. Crossed limbs and sipping refined liquids are national trademarks.

13. Leaving anonymous messages for others is common.

14. Roleplay signs are to be found everywhere.

15. Said roleplay signs involve but are not limited to shenanigans of a tasteful nature.

16. Incase signs are not flavoured enough, the food is of the highest quality.

17. As is everything else, according to the High Elves. Which is irrevocably true.

18. Enjoy reading books? High Elves have many!

19. …On virtually any subject you could think of!

20. Enjoy throwing books? Make sure they’re empty [or on tax law and Lelien will eat your face].

21. Consider neutrality a boon? Welcome to the club.

22. Riddle games or brooding up your alley? They’re up ours.

23. Debates over the worth of everything. Including the worth of debates over everything.

24. Field experiments in romantic gestures and courtship rituals.

25. Vehemently raising eyebrows at things. Or just the brow altogether.

26. Livestock also requires raising. Not all livestock is for food.

27. Livestock is not always referring to a herd animal.

28. Making analogies between herd animals and other intelligent species.

29. Afterwhich one traditionally makes further analogies between aforementioned intelligence and inanimate objects.

30. Watching inanimate objects become other inanimate objects. Illusions galore!

31. Watching objects reject ordinary physics for spans of time. Telekinesis everywhere!

32. Community organised events. Doing stuff. Usually in the name of science.

33. Participating in viticulture. Wine related roleplay. Growing, harvesting or consuming.

34. Mostly consuming. ‘Tis of the highest calibre, grade, quality, shelf etc.

35. Launching wine bottles from siege devices may or may not garner communal approval.

36. Engaging in covert biological and psychological warfare with adjacent nations.

37. Conspiring with silverfish against their foes [which tends to be anything non-rock].

38. Allying slimes and aiding in their goal of becoming a small gelatinous planetoid.

39. Collaborating with Halflings on agricultural sciences and medicinal smoking.

40. Denouncing your fellows for not acting in accordance to cultural law.

41. Said cultural law essentially being any High Elf’s opinion on the matter.

42. The most detailed and high quality crafting roleplay that any community can muster! (The resident smith spent over three hours forging a single staff.)

43. Secret coups and general political intrigue!

44. Racist children ripe for further moulding!

45. Free food! (No, really.)

46. An intellectual conversation is always only one inquiry away!

47. Our library has the single largest collection of books amongst any nation in Anthos.

48. Intelligence and wit is valued and essentially takes the place of money.

49. Did I mention that we don’t use money? If one asks and has good reason, one usually gets!

50. Utilized words are consistently over ten letters and three syllables long.  

51. Nowhere else in Anthos will one need to always keep a dictionary on hand.

[Alan 1815]

*Ponders for just a fraction of a moment*

 

Hmm... us Druids do enjoy long walks on the beach and hugs as well, though we prefer the forests and kisses. At least we know the necessities of life!

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

Sometimes when I type I also like to throw in obligatory colours and patterns because hey, It's the pure thing to do.

[Shadeleaf 1022]

This way of typing suits me quite well in fact! Though you truly did mean everywhere... had fun crossing this river.

 

[Supremacy 3361]

Someone made that to be amusing... unfortunately and rather illogically they put it at the end of a natural river which isn't even related to sewerage, so the signs are rather illogical.

[Shadeleaf 1022]

The sign's intentions are not of importance at the present moment. What is illogical though is your poorly thought out attack on such a relevant post, designed only to demonstrate how the Mali'aheral use roleplay signs to describe the environment about them. Taking into account the fact the signs were placed by your people; would it not be safe to say that they, High elves, were behaving illogically?

[Aislin 4354]

Gronkk is going to force his way into your ranks. For he, too, loves hugs.

[Supremacy 3361]

Nonsense, I can refute that argument two ways! The first way being that any intelligent high elf knows that isn't sewer water. The second way being that those soulsand blocks are not even part of our region! Ha!

[Igneberr 46]

Reason ??: High Elves also have a secret sphere of some sorts under construction that i probably shouldn't be mentioning but yeah.

[Birdwhisperer 1174]

I see through this charade! You made a second thread because the wood elves were encroaching on the first! You can't handle the wood elves!

[Shadeleaf 1022]

Answer me this then! Is Brandnewkitten's High elf not intelligent and has access to all regions surrounding the city? I would assume he also has access to soulsand and signs being of the event team!

[Supremacy 3361]

Bah, if that is true you have caught me! I surrender, sir... Though you are still inferior.

[Smithers 388]

Reason ??: High Elves also have a secret sphere of some sorts under construction that i probably shouldn't be mentioning but yeah.

Pfah! That's not of your concern! Begone, foul spy!

[Shadeleaf 1022]

Bah, if that is true you have caught me! I surrender, sir... Though you are still inferior.

That is all I ever hoped for.

[Lanader - Richard Tarus 197]

I don't think you mentioned that they had Magic.