A Confirmation

[Gorum© 623]

 

 

A Confirmation

 

A scroll is distributed across Kal'Azgoth, the scroll reads:

 

After being attacked near a river by two cave dwarves under clan Starbreakers, who consistently insulted the mountain dwarves present for being dwarves of the mountain, I would like to officially confirm that the cave dwarves are infact inferior to mountain dwarves.

 

After the scroll is distributed, Gorum stands on the podium of the city infront of the raging cave dwarves.

 

" Oho look at ye gather, look at ye gather! First ah'd like to say that some ov ye be chill, some ov ye be th' boys if ye know what ah'm sayin'. BUT TH' REST O' YE, TH' FOOOOOOOLS. *Gorum pauses* TH' FOOOLS THAT LIVE AMONG TH' CAVE DWARVES MUST KNOW THAT TH' MOUNTAIN DWARVES ARE SUPERIOR! "

 

Gorum slams his fist on the podium.

 

" MOUNTAIN DWARVES BE SUPERIOR AN' ALWAYS 'AVE BEEN SUPERIOR. FROM TH' GRAND KING THORIK, TO KING BROSKI, TH' EMPORER KJELL, TH' TRIUMVRATE OV GIMRIK, BAZIAN, AND KJELL, ALL TH' WAY TO TH' KING THORIN. ALL DWARVES OV TH' MOUNTAIN! "

 

Gorum breathes for a moment, sticking his finger to some raging Cave Dwarves, but fist bumping the Cave Dwarves that are his boys. He then gets into a ragey mood once more, shouting at the dwarves in the city.

 

" SOME OV TH' GREATEST DWARVES BESIDES TH' KING ARE MOUNTAIN DWARVES! Some cave, DWARVES LOIKE KARL ORCBANE FROS'BEARD, KJELL TH' DRAGON SLAYER, VALEN TH' PARAGON, URIR TH' SAVIOR O' TH' FALLEN LANDS, THE GRAND KING THORIK, BAZIAN, GORUK, MORUK, OYVIND, THORIN, DELRIC, IGOR, OLAF, GIMRIK, GORUM, HODOR. ( Gorum says a bunch of other names but im too lazy to type it all ) THERE BE OTHER GREAT DWARVES THAT BE OV TH' CAVE, LOIKE KILGRIM, HIEBE, AN' OMITHIEL. BUT THEY BE TH' EXCEPTIONS TO THIS. TU TH' REST O' YE, LOIKE CERTAIN UNNAMED STARBREAKERS, LEARN YER FECKIN' PLACE! "

 

Gorum points at certain starbreakers within the crowd with a very pissed off look, remembering the starbreaker that had him put in a cage.

 

" So tu all Cave Dwarves that be beefin' with th' Mountain Dwarves. FECK YE. Tu th' Cave Dwarves that be chill, yer th' exception. "

 

Gorum then throws up a sign, commonly known as a Mountain Dwarf Gang Sign, as a big insult to the Cave Dwarves that think they're superior to Mountain Dwarves. He steps down from the podium, popping a Cave Dwarf that runs up to him in the face as he walks away like a beast.

[Skippy 2466]

well mountain dwarves suck

[Payed Legend™ 106]

Moruk throws up the Mountain Dwarf gang sign.

[Gorum© 623]

well mountain dwarves suck

 

 Gorum chucks his papers at Skippy as he continues to walk off the podium.

[Luchian 214]

Hodor hears his name and start shouting "Hoodor" very loudly, he then actually listens to the rest of the speach and yells "HOODOOR" at the cave dwarves. After yelling at them for about 2 minutes he stops and mumbles "Hodor" To himself, he surely showed them this time.

[Aislin 4354]

Moruk throws up the Mountain Dwarf gang sign.

 

Dead Aislin hugs dead Moruk

[Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891]

"An' suh et begins." But Bael is already way ahead of these imbeciles. Soon.

[Kilgrim 361]

Kilgrim stands up in the crowd and says, "B*tches get stitches...."

[Hiebe 2493]

Hiebe sees the rant and rubs his panda suit softly

 

"At least Im on da list ove guud dwarves.... never saw a difference between us moutian and cave just dat we loik tu live in different places....."

 

Hiebe makes it well known he will not support a cave dwarf uprising. Urging his clan to stay true to the kingdom.

[chaotikal 2392]

Kazarek sighs and mutters to himself.

 

"This is enough."

[Aengoth 2890]

Aengoth listens quietly, looking about to his fellow cave dwarves.

"I f'ought all ove f'is wus jus' fawkin' 'round?"

He then listens to Gorum announce the list of good cave dwarves, seeming mildly offended.

"Now 'ow'd meself an Farren not end up 'midst em names?"

[Kickstarted and Running 965]

Carth remembers that ALL Dwarves are in fact descended from the most legendary Cave Dwarf out there...

B***...

[Luchian 214]

Duregar Thunderblade roars in anger.

 

((Simple tongue)) "How dare you say such blasphemy! Many Cave Dwarves have given their lives for this kingdom! And this is how you repay us?! By insulting us?! You clearly forget such Cave Dwarven Clans as the Ironguts, Tunnelsmashers, and Thunderblades are descended of Aenguls! How dare you insult the blood of the Brathmordakin?!"

 

Tae Brathmordakin ar' nae anguuls, dey ar' gods. Tae' Aenguls, Aeriel an' Ascended ar' currupt, aye. Dey frew out Hiebe, tae dwurf ascended fur protectin' 'is kin. Stup speekin' tis noncense. Stop wit' yer heresy.

[Hiebe 2493]

Leans to the mountian dwarf addressing Durengar.

 

"We are all raised on da knowlege our clan mudder was in fact a Aunguel whu tuuk on da form ove a dwarf to marry Dwain."

 

Nods his head slowly thinking of his grandmother who blessed him with his great magical powers

[lιoɴ 248]

Bein' par' Aengul is kinda gross.