Dreek 1633 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Rebellion in the Wilds *Dreek sends a notice to the current king of Telemar* 'Since you have made me my own noble house of Ireheart, we hereby press our claim for the throne and have the allies needed to usurp you. We ask you to form your reply soon. Choose wrong, and war will visit your lands. We are a generous house and will offer you another offer as well. Destroy the title 'Kingdom of Telemar' along with all noble titles and land titles within it. We use this as evidence of our claim as a noble house. "Dreek, you have been accepted, however, you are just recognized as a noble house. Not a king or queen." -Noble Lord and Title Claimant Dreek leader of the noble house Ireheart.' Political King Maxwell Denies it. He writes a letter to Dreek. "Dear Dreek, I suppose war it is. Gather your allies, as it is on Attacking Faction: Clan Ireheart/Stormhammer + Allies Defending Faction: Kingdom of Telemar + Allies Area Under Claim: All of Telemar(This is approved by Telemar’s Leader) Time: 10/5/13 5pm CST Rules: No Brews No hackz No Golden Apples No Feesh No Enderpearls No Enchanted Weapons/Armor Rewards: If Clan Ireheart wins: The Kingdom of Telemar is dissolved along with all titles. The wilds is once again made into a neutral zone, under the protection of the Grand Kingdom of Urguan. The honorary title of King of Telemar is placed onto Bael Tunnelsmasher. All forts or castles owned by Telemar are deconstructed by Clan ireheart and it's allies. If The Kingdom of Telemar wins: Clan Ireheart’s Claim is lost. The Kingdom of Telemar is recognized as an official Kingdom under The Grand Kingdom of Urguan. 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GavinTheViking 151 Share Posted October 1, 2013 [First] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Helvetius 314 Share Posted October 1, 2013 ((Aren't there enough wars at 5PM CST on October 5th? Seems a bit many at around all the same time. Not hating.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreek 1633 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 ((If you are referring to the Waagh, that is EST, not CST. So it is about 2-3 hours before this one.)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorum© 623 Share Posted October 1, 2013 have faith in the dreams and someday your rainbow will come smiling through the dream that u wish will come true yeahyeahyeahyeah yeahyeaheyaheyaehbeyaeheyeaheyeah a dream is a wish your heart makes when your fast asleep alone in the night u whisper thinkin no one can hear u at all 2 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dreek 1633 Author Share Posted October 1, 2013 have faith in the dreams and someday your rainbow will come smiling through the dream that u wish will come true yeahyeahyeahyeah yeahyeaheyaheyaehbeyaeheyeaheyeah a dream is a wish your heart makes when your fast asleep alone in the night u whisper thinkin no one can hear u at all ((Thank you for summing up the words of many nation leaders in a poetic way Gorum)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minea 124 Share Posted October 1, 2013 ((Does the dwarf kingdom of nobles as a whole support this, if so Wolvengard has bad blood with Telemar, we could help if you came IC to us)) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gorum© 623 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Trolling aside, here is my take on this warclaim: In Laughter: An Essay on the Meaning of the Comic, French philosopher Henri Bergson, renowned for his philosophical studies on materiality, memory, life and consciousness, tried to determine the laws of the comic and to understand the fundamental causes of comic situations.[38] His method consists in determining the causes of comic instead of analyzing its effects. He also dealt with laughter in relation to human life, collective imagination and art, to have a better knowledge of society.[39] One of the theories of the essay is that laughter, as a collective activity, has a social and moral role, it forces people to eliminate their vices. It is a factor of uniformity of behaviours, it condemns ludicrous and eccentric behaviours.[40] In this essay, Bergson also asserted that there is a central cause all comic situations are derived from: mechanism applied to life. The fundamental source of comic is the presence of inflexibility and rigidness in life. Indeed, for Bergson the essence of life is movement, elasticity and flexibility, and every comic situation is due the presence of rigidness and inelasticity in life. Hence, for Bergson the source of the comic is not ugliness but rigidness.[41] All the examples taken by Bergson (a man falling in the street, cartoons, imitation, the automatic application of conventions and rules, absent-mindedness, repetitive gestures of a speaker, the resemblance between two faces...) are comic situations because they give the impression that life is subject to rigidity, automatism and mechanism. Bergson actually took this idea from Schopenhauer, who explains how laughter emerges from the collision between intuition and reason. Finally, Bergson noted that most comic situations are not laughable because they are part of collective habits.[42] Thus he defined laughter as an intellectual activity that requires an immediate approach to a comic situation, totally detached from any form of emotion or sensibility.[43] A situation is laughable when the attention and the imagination are focused on the resistance and rigidity of the body. Thus somebody is laughable every time (s)he gives the impression of being a thing or a machine. 1 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nefarious Aus Shitpost 891 Share Posted October 1, 2013 Bael supports Dreek's move to reclaim his throne. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sky 0 Share Posted October 2, 2013 Bael supports Dreek's move to reclaim his throne. Kevo stands beside his brother "King Brudah, teh Tunnelsmashers will take wot is ours!". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
brotherpig123 38 Share Posted October 4, 2013 ((Aren't there enough wars at 5PM CST on October 5th? Seems a bit many at around all the same time. Not hating.)) I think it's awesome that there will be total chaos with so many wars occuring on one day. Everyone will be online to defend their kingdom and there will be no 'one-day orcs' to sabotage our eventual conquering of all of Anthos!! Good job Dr33k. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eldritch Lagomoprha 81 Share Posted October 4, 2013 New Dawn and all it's allies are siding with Telemar on this one, we believe that Telemar deserves to be a kingdom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Josh3738 3137 Share Posted October 4, 2013 *Dwarven banners head a column marching forward from Kal'Ithrun. Zahrer shouts Dreek. "Ah'm commin!!!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KUSHerZombie 222 Share Posted October 4, 2013 ((Guys, I have something to tell you. Saterday is the 5th. Most wars are on le sixth, which is sunday. Also, as king of telelmar, I do approve of this oocly.)) Maxwell sighs, shifting to side to side. He seems a bit weary now about it, but pushes those thoughts aside, knowing they have some allies. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moot 1719 Share Posted February 26, 2014 Moved to the Great Library. It shall be sorted into appropriate category shortly. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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