"in Need Of Birch Logs"

[Waverly Antoinette 68]

*Hung around the Elven Nation of Malinor are posters that depict the following message*

 

"I am in need of birch logs as soon as possible. I require at least five stacks of birch logs, preferably more. I also require them to be delivered to Malinor and will pay more for this service. Sincerely, Celestria."

[WuHanXianShi14 0]

((We all thought it said the same thing upon first glance. Admit it.))

[Thatpyrodude 2008]

Warren places a note up

"Ah 'ave Spruce wood, ah could possible get Birch Wood."