christman

HELP!!!!

nancy pelosi took one look at me and got down on her hands and knees, like a beast, and ran at me with her teeth gnashing. i was lucky i had a large bulb of garlic hanging around my neck (i had recently come back from the bulb store, long story) which she bit into. While she thrashed and wiggled on the ground i was able to humanely capture her and have her taken to the vet. this is abnormal behaviour, or so i was taught in my health class, and we were thankfully able to give her some antibiotics and release her back into the wild. i was glad about this, i mean its good to make an impact on the world... but, i don't know. i was sad that i had lost my garlic, i had traded my last gumwrapper and acorn for it so i couldnt get anotherone. my (34M) girlfriend (42F), told me that i (33m) was overreacting. i (32m) called my (31m)) stepmother (83F) and she (83F) agreed. but im (31M) not sure. Reddit, AITA?

george santos joined my lotc magic guild and begged me for fire evo 

i have a handful of granola and im willing to give it to you in return for a small amount of trust

idk why places dont make branded merch. id roleplay in a nation more if i could buy a minecraft tshirt that said 
I ❤️ WS

when i went to whitespire with my family

i mean hey, i dont remember when this much of humanity was on the same page. lets see the positives in life 😍

haiiiii ^-^

nobody talks about how @MaltaMosssilenced Kazamir Jumbo and Bipip Bopoli. Riftenflour-junkerville was never the same after it.

People just need to GROW UP and accept he is A BAD PERSON. 

STOP. SUPPORTING MALTAMOSS. 

maltamoss kiled my sister @FunOnTheBunand literally nobody cares 

i be poppin bottles

log off

Hey.

i support chacmul.

aint no way

THE BABYLON BEE? ON LOTC?

looking for players interested in potentially playing a construct.  christ2man#4057

hai omg ^-^

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babe wake up human drama is starting

freja has gained sentience 

lets go

ccp raid part 4

they shot megavoltar bless your day only left now is megavolter 

mfw

hiya mista