Sir Underlord, Hero of Eastfleet, Veteran of the Sedan Wars, Fist of Du-Loc, Sneakiest Olog in the west, Murderer of Brian Couch, House-Shaman, killer of the Hexer-Menace, Honorary Fire Marshal, Buzz-Lightyear chined, Man of Farfolk Owyn, One-Eyed Crusader, Nose-Picking Champion, Commander of the Du Loc Watch, Hat Enjoyer, Slayer of Naztherak horned folk, Top 10 best hugger in Almaris, Grifters-Son Part-time evil doer and Ex-Elysium Guard, Crown-Wearer, "Golden-Grin", Mohawk Menace, Ex-Beast of Myrine, Student of Wagh-Snikrot, 4th Brigade Squire, Large Silverware Enjoyer, Connect-4 Champion, World Record of most titles, Dharas' Brother, Almost white-washed, Stealer of the shoes, Master of Break-Dancing and Backflips, Runner-Up in Miss Almaris, Baptised Owynist, He-Who-Rules-With-Stone-Fist and Iron-Chain. Gillriik of Ungri'Yarrowvon'Lur'Gorkil'Gulr the 1st, Father of Sur'Riik and Rik'Riik, wonders how Ahng'Gulr will deal with this problem