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Agnub

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  1. My pig steed is very misbehaved - thus I have decided to name him Artorus.

  2. "Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind a slime of new bureaucracy" Franz Kafka

  3. "A quarrelsome wife is as annoying as constant dripping on a rainy day. Stopping her complaints is like trying to stop the wind or trying to hold something with greased hands." Proverbs 27:15-16

    1. Raptorious
    2. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      "Who understands God truly? He makes beautiful women, then, he turns them into wives..."

  4. For those wanting an update on Hurricane Sandy. http://i.imgur.com/ArQdG.png

  5. As a student learning the Russian language - the Russian spam is now much more humourous. замечательный!

  6. Dead Elven High Commander, tea party with world leaders, tourney with Oren military, bunga in palace baths. Welcome to Salvus, my friends.

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    2. MrSyth

      MrSyth

      ERMAHGERD HOW COULD THEY DO THAT TO US!?

    3. MediocreGamer

      MediocreGamer

      I'm sure he'll receive conjugal visits,.. so the bungas shall live on!

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      Those poor inmates...forced to live with Berlusconi constantly trying to hit on them :3

  7. As King of Salvus, I hereby dub Joe Biden as Sir Laughs-a-Lot, Baron of Not Taking America's Problems Seriously.

    1. Ibn Khaldun

      Ibn Khaldun

      He also pissed me off with a JFK slander.

    2. LaCabra (Soda)
    3. Scipp3r

      Scipp3r

      All hail his majesty on bestowing this proper title to this political clown!

  8. Last time I wear armor when fast travelling. http://i.imgur.com/SeOzR.jpg

  9. Well, guess I have an excuse not to pay the guards now.

  10. Send him to a brothel then for his birthday.

  11. I think laughing at poor peasants is now my favorite past-time.

    1. SteelTemplar
    2. Braxis

      Braxis

      The Lord of Bunga has gifted us with his presance once more!

    3. Scipp3r

      Scipp3r

      The rent is too damn high

  12. Dwarves not being able to large scale PvP on an RP server for a month met with anger and grumpiness. I bet their lives are devastated now...

    1. Skippy

      Skippy

      I'LL KILL YOU BRO.

  13. When that the poor have cried, Caesar hath wept: Ambition should be made of sterner stuff.

  14. You guys wanna hear a joke? Dwarven honor.

    1. Cracker
    2. Luchian

      Luchian

      Even joke funnier? supporting genocide

    3. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      These jokes are getting less and less funny ..:<

  15. Only a 4 star user rating? Obvious website left-wing liberal bias against my libertarian views.

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    2. EmeraldStag

      EmeraldStag

      I give...2 stars, my reason you ask? So that now you have 12 stars, 12 is my favorite number XD.

    3. Haelphon
    4. Agnub

      Agnub

      It's now down to 3. WAI FORUMS WAI?!

  16. Arena tournament at 3PM PST in Solace! Be there or be a bear.

  17. I, for one, applaud the Gobo's choice in deity.

    1. Luchian

      Luchian

      * prays to the holy hightower

    2. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      I'm married to him.

      Does this help me?

  18. In happier news, 5 more days till Shark Week!

    1. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      FREYA WAS A SHARK ONCE...

    2. danic

      danic

      SHAAARRRRKKK WWEEEEKKKK!!!

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