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Willette is very bored. Would anyone care to offer any solutions?

I am now . . . a female.

Wooo. I'm back, you guys.

I logged on for ten minutes. Woo. Now I'm gone again. Woo.

I /just/ noticed that your profile picture is that one annoying-as-hell-skinny-as-hell d00d from Kingdom Hearts Dream Drop Distance.

. . . God, I'm slow.

God. I've been drifting away from the server. So much. Like. Really. Maybe it's a SIGN or something. Mreh.

Oh God. I just had one of the greatest ideas KNOWN TO MAN. I should make a thread about this. Or should I? I dunno'. OH GOD. OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD.

Isn't it awesome when people you THOUGHT were your friends start being all mean to you at every opportunity and make you loathe them just for existing and make you feel really really self conscious and stuff? You know who you are.

IT'S TIIIME. FOR CAAPTAIN. SCARLETT'S. PIRATE BOOTY.

DON'T YOU LOVE. How. You see the server up. One person on. You try to log in. Not whitelisted. You think, "Oh, maintenance,. it'll be up soon." And then. It goes down again.

So have you guys heard my new album? Oh, right, I should probably tell you my band's name. I'm in a band called Steak Baby with Paul Ryan. Our first single was called "Quench your Heartbeat." You might've heard it, here's some of the song. "I don't wanna' move my food, I don't wanna move the cat, I'll make a sandwich, I'll help a moose, hop on the pickle for your parents." So. Yeah. Look dat up. I'm the drummer. Bro.

UGH. You don't know HOW much I want to buy powers with the multitude of RUNES I have. BUT NOPE. I NEED THIS ADHIEVEMENT. ASDASFASDASFASDASF

Okay, so I just beat Dishonored on low chaos. The ending was a little too happy for me. Not to mention anti-climactic. I beat the final boss with a sleep dart. So. That was cool. Except it was boring. But still. Good game. Loved it. 11 out of 10. Can't wait to play through it more murderously (I didn't kill anyone the first time) and more FIGHTY (never got detected either). Gon' be coo'.

I'm proud of myself for (I think) being the only one who can nullify people in shock with my comments of baby eating. Delicious, delicious babies. BURN ALL THE BABIES.

Dat TINY TINA AVATAR. Round and round. The staactus plant. The stalker chased the baaandit. The stalker thought, 'twas all in fun. . . POP. Goes. The band. It.

This stuff. Is bootiful.

I'M ON A BABY EATING SPREE. SO IF I SPAM YOU WITH BABY EATING/BURNING/FACE REMOVING COMMENTS, FEEL HAPPY THAT I DECIDED TO OBLIGE YOU. 'KAY? 'KAY. ANYWAYS. I'M GONNA' EAT YOUR BABIES.

SLEDGEHAMMER.

Fuq it. Two status updates within an hour or however long it was inbetween each other. YEP. Idc man. Idcanymore. Too much effort. Just. Borderlands. Don't wait up for me.

Down Server = Boredom. Boredom = Disappointment. Disappointment = Drastic Measures. Drastic Measures = Drastic Change. Drastic Change = Holy hell this is boring.

In honor of the "This is me" pieces of BUTT. This is Will. I hate the fact that I actually posted this because it makes me feel like such a massive tool. But then I think, "Ohp, wait, no one's going to read it, and a majority of the people who actually DO won't care." So then I felt better again. But I still felt like a tool. So I got on Borderlands and killed things. Made me feel better.

bro. i avoid dese status update becuz peppl mak fun of mi on dem dey so men 2 mi

Bro. Dese status updates are so lame. It's great because I post status updates for no reason even if I lack things to talk about. I just, like, make them, and one person responds (often being myself). Yah. It's fun.

Dat Chibi Altair.

mreh. i hate. existence. mreh. mreh s'more. mreh.