Cracker

Rex Gorgul notes this newfangled Gobonic Order. His eyes widen as he finds himself quite confused. He realizes he must infiltrate this guild in order to figure if these Gobbo's are of the War Uzg or whitewash. He begins to fill the out the form. Name (MC and RP): Havenok / Boobs dah fe-gobbo Race: Overweight Orc Sexy Gobbo Preferred Weapon (If any): Seduction Non-Combat Skills (If any): Nail-polishing services Prefered rank: Chief of Molestry Your most valued trait from list below: Sneakyness Loyalty Running Intelligence Yelling Foolishness Justice against the metal men Are you willing to take an Gobonic oath?: Of course my pretties Do you have a VA?: Of course my pretties Additional information: Can't wait to take down some hunks of metal with some big manly gobbos ;)

Gorgul smiles as the Gobbo Mad Dok Hospital in the Goi begins to take fold and construction. He hopes much scientific progress is made.

( I am confused, you said you would lose 5-7 members if it had been pushed an hour later, and now you claim half your army will be gone? Stay consistent so we can work out a good time. We've permitted you guys to choose the time no qualms last few warclaims, but this one for quite a few people time issues arise, and we too would be missing a lot of people. I won't even be there and the land is relatively useless; I am only arguing for the push-back of an hour so the Orcs can enjoy the fight, which could be their final battle on conquested dwarven land. Many will miss it otherwise. I do not think you understand that even these Oren people (not sure why you call them Day 1, they just play Orc alts, most fight as random vagabonds anywho) th have difficulty with the time, it is a great inconvience. I'm sure we -could- fight at the time, but we would be missing a significant portion of players and inconviencing a great deal more. Given we've let you preserve your time in prior warclaims, this seems pretty fair. Do not pin us for pushing back the warclaim earlier; I and the other orcs were totally fine with the initial time once moved to Saturday but then something arouse with you guys and you pushed it back. I do not see why this cannot be pushed back if such inconviences arise; as I said earlier its a worthless piece of land and the real enjoyment is from the battle itself not the victory or loss. And Zezimus you stay up past midnight almost every day do not blow this out of proportion. :P )

I really hope a new map does not surface for quite some time. I think people have finally settled in Asulon and found their bearings. It took us almost a year, but I've noticed almost all racial nations have gotten their RP improved dramatically and OOC clutter sorted out. Elves, orcs, dwarves and humans are all relatively stable and I forsee a good future ahead. It'd be a shame to lose it all if we head to a new map, and start again with whining and fussing for a year.

( Would you prefer if we RP'd "picking out a time"? I was told by a war claim team member to settle a time so it can be accepted. I would at least like to utilize the 7-7:30 pm est time if I'm not even going to be there for a significant battle of the warclaim. Not only have many orcish members missed out on the last 3-4 battles because they were always set to 6 pm est to cater to the dwarven community, but if the leader of the Orcs isn't even going to be there, it make sense to give them some lenience with time. Most warclaims last about an hour and this is on a Friday so I don't see how work or a push back of an hour affects it. If they cannot attend 12pm-1am, how can they attend 12:30pm-1:30 am or 1am-2am? )

( The reason I am pushing for 7-7:30 EST is because the past few battles have been 6 pm EST and people have been missing out or inconvienced by said time. We've already done 6 pm EST for you guys quite a bit which aids you guys; I think it would be fair for the Orcs to have a time which sits well with them. I will not be able to attend this war claim anyway, will be out Friday and Saturday. )

( THIS IS THE TALE OF NALRO GRAYHAMMER! sup bro! I hope you are doing well in the olympics! You got this my friend, you can win!)

( Earlier times are more troublesome, considering people can be out for the day and it is more of a hassle for australians and PST'ers. )

( There are many, many other time zones besides EST and GMT. I do not wish for the australian population to be forced to set alarms and wake up at ridiculous times as they've been doing for the past 5-6 war claims all which have been 6 pm EST. Furthermore 6 pm EST is always an inconvience for many of our players, just because lifestyle-wise most of us eat dinner around 6-7 and we are always missing people due to factors such as that. I will speak to further people but as it stands I implore something around 7-8 EST, we end up losing people at 6 pm est. If I can talk to people and they feel willing to get up at such times and adjust their schedules for such times then I will be fine because I will be free for most times. I will talk to people and try to follow up later tonight when I get home from work )

( The orcs seek a time that is around 7:30-8 pm EST. )

( I am not sure what he means by that line actually. I think he means he is putting himself as Gorkil Wargoth and Gorkil's would need to take his Wargoth prior to challenging Rex. Just what I am assuming ) *Gorgul stares out to the desert goi. Half empty and thick in construction, its vista intimadate Gorgul. His knees buckle and his jaw lays slack-jawed at its awesome sight, and a panging fear rings out as he realizes his control over it. He blinks a few times, before furrowing his brow and assuming a deep meditative thought. Rubbing his head from Thore's powerful headbutt, Gorgul cracks a faint smile. He wanders to his elders, seeking further wisdom and guidance with his new rank, awed at the new horizons bestowed to him.

It was really a spontaneous decision made by a heated argument, most of his claims had little evidence to back them, so when it was done and the "evidence" (which wasn't very valid) was leaked out, the "Defense force" got really offended and it became clear it was a needless and bad demote. (Or so I've heard)

MC(Minecraft) Name: Havenok RP(Roleplay) Name: Gorgul'Gorkil What weapon do you prefer(Axes,Swords,Bows): Luzk Skills/stats: 100 axes 100 lumberjack 75 wrestling Reasons why you want to join this military: "I will be a good dwarf." (As-Salamu Alaykum goldhand bros)

( I think we should permit golden apples for the fight. People bring them anyway, and I think they make battles more fun since you last longer. We've permitted golden apples for most fights except the first few and the last alras battle )

( Funny... First 3 warclaims, it is pure Orcs vs Dwarves + Stray Teutons + Human/Elf wanderers + Bahr clan. Slaves of the War Uzg are "allies" but not Bahr clan and Teuton? Hm... You guys invented the Tyrion cannon first First warclaim, rule against golden apples. In the battle, Kjell dies and drops fourty golden apples. I later use those to tank a 4v1 xD We had gone four war claim conquests without siege due to a GM's all RPing your cannon. In the Alras battle you had two GM's native and ninji, we had none who could fire cannons. Even our ship was parked behind a giant mountain when it should have been in range of the fort for our cannons to fire. The only thing you can pick at is "Day 1 Orcs" but I've never seen the dwarves name more than two. And then you guys even counter that by bringing your own "Day 1 Bahrs" Dwarves have no reason to whine and complain about such. )

Alistair spits on the flyer which tells him of House Vold. To him, replacing Flay with such nonsense sickens him.

<3 its a real shame to lose ya higgsyy. I hope to see you in the future, you were a great RPer and a good guy overall. whether it be on MC or another game, I hope to see you somewhere else.

( Mt. Ire has been abandoned for quite some time...I can go there all the time as an Orc without much trouble. )

( Considering Pok's banned and its his warclaim, we should probably wait for him to post and/or reschedule, depending on how and if he's getting unbanned. )

*Balthar stirs in a drunken stupor. He mutters quietly* Morgrim...pride-bearer of da dwarves. it was him who saved dah alras. It was him who organized dah dwarves, organized against the Uruk scum. Morgrim, hero of alras. Savior of the damned and the Grandaxe, the Morgrim. Morgrim son of Valen, son of mi damn brutha. He's got me blood in him, oh that laddie. Oh that lovestruck laddie. He's done good for te dwarves. E's saved us from dah uruk menace. *Balthar begins to scream, hidden under a cowl* SOUND TE TRUMPETS! Blaze dem fer Morgrim. He's a bleedin hero. Ye' all owe him yer LIVES! He's da true king da blood of dah noble Valen. He deserves a bleedin medal o' honor. I love te boy I swear! Da paragons bless him, Morgrim dah Mullen! Morgrim dah Moggon! Mogrim dah Mogroka! SOUND TE TRUMPETS! FER DAH PRIDE BEARER! FOR MORGRIM GRANDAXE KING O TE DWARVES ( Zezimus told me to write this, so I did. He said he would pay me some minas for my hard work. )

( These pictures are racist depictions of my people. I asked for a cease and desist immediatly; I know your prejudice. As a Nebraskan you desire your farms and wheat; yes indeed, but you cannot offend my peoples in order to propagate a war. ) Gorgul shouts Blawharag really, really loud. He also shouts Murkash, but Murkash is dead.

I would have posted this, but yea, keep a public jabbernak. We can RPly tame it to not eat humans and elves after we finished the build, and for now just go on an honor system. Plus look at public fast travels versus private. Arethor vs ArmaLuna :P