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Cosmik

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  1. a ha haaa, ayy, it's ya boi, uhh, skinny sense of self-worth

    1. Kardel

      Kardel

      hey man thats pretty good wanna join the apex memers guild?

  2. Fall break = be active for a week then vanish

  3. The end will come like an iceberg // and I will help everyone else into the lifeboats // hiding my relief behind a hero

  4. Ashur: legendary warrior, scholar, and party hostess.

  5. Got $25 for REI so that means I can buy $150 of stuff and it'll only cost $125

    1. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      that can't be right

    2. Kim

      Kim

      positive thinking, I like it

    3. Tythus
  6. Reportin live from the gutter

  7. Unexpected item in the bagging area

    1. Skippy
    2. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      Why aren't you banned yet?

    3. drfate786

      drfate786

      Did someone say baggins!!!

  8. lifecycle of an edgy http://i.imgur.com/Lu1OdVe.png

    1. Moot

      Moot

      Can we not.

    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      honest to god makes me wanna get out there with a good ol' cranequin crossbow and shoot 'em up

  9. Burke and I accost an edgy. He and his friends pick a fight. 20+ people RP barfight for at LEAST 2 IRL hours. Then a dragon shows up outside.

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    2. VampsWillDie

      VampsWillDie

      20 people and a dragon walk into a bar...?

    3. excited

      excited

      that fight was fun, but hell

    4. susitsu

      susitsu

      Today was ******* epic.

  10. FACT: 80% of all roleplay posts start with "the" or "a", like a long list of titles for movie sequels that never should've existed

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    2. excited
    3. H

      H

      <blank> files a ban report! What happens next will restore your faith in humanity!

    4. Space

      Space

      Like, if those Fiandria **** is mellow for a day, perhaps post 'The Forest Yawns.' Or, for a wedding, instead of some colour, be like 'Open Bar Wedding' or something. Edgy and ****, you know?

  11. it's time for a revival. god wills it.

    1. susitsu

      susitsu

      PREACH IT, BRUTHA!

  12. i joined this server at 15 and today i'm 19. i literally spent 4 years here. oh my god

    1. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      okay so i joined right before i turned 16. that's 3 years. soooooo much smaller obv

    2. susitsu

      susitsu

      ASHUR WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME???

  13. live and in color

    1. excited

      excited

      cosmic powers

    2. danic

      danic

      color is my trigger word please cease and desist

    3. susitsu

      susitsu

      ...You motherfucker.

  14. a true saiyan always sprinkles when he tinkles.

    1. excited

      excited

      "ITS OVER 10,000!!!111!1!"

    2. Rassidic

      Rassidic

      you are no super sand

  15. new profile pic: STS9 - When the Dust Settles EP

  16. now who you jivin' with that cosmik debris?

  17. if you're ever up for bizarre thief RP involving a stuffed baby with a head made of pure stone, hmu on skype: cosmik_lotc. i'll teach you how to be a PROPER highwayman

    1. Kaiser

      Kaiser

      I gave up my Hobbit thief a while ago but my plans usually just involved boomerangs and TNT for anything. Hope you have as much fun with it as I did!

  18. male kha have hundreds of backwards-facing barbs on their junk. keep that in mind next time you ftb. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cats#Reproduction

  19. "omg my char TOTALLY hates girls and doesn't persue relationships, which is why i RP with girls exclusively and hang out in their houses 24/7. not interested, ladies. srs."

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    2. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      just can't get away from that booty

    3. Snoop

      Snoop

      Swiggity Swoogity.

    4. AgentSunny

      AgentSunny

      oh aren't you now

  20. NOTE: it's only a pugsy if it involves diamond armor, golden apples, and a >10 bodycount. If it's not those then it wasn't a pugsy, it was just annoying.

    1. Sneaky

      Sneaky

      +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    2. FlareGunCalamity

      FlareGunCalamity

      wait, really?

      thats a really awful loophole.

      Thats like saying if he has everything and only killed 5 people he wouldnt be banned. sick.

    3. Cosmik

      Cosmik

      i'm saying that there's a difference between "he no-rp killed me" and "HE PUGSIED HOLY SHNIZZ"

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