VonAulus

"Y-yes... Orc RP is both friendly and enjoyable... halflings work best with orc RP... you should bring halflings here..."

<3

very yes

alert grool is a lier

shits gettin' realer everyday mah niggas. let us bow oua' heads to 'member Von-Goods-Goods, brotha' to all, enemy to nun. amen.

-____________-

becuz he poztz dat **** fer rep

lel

thick crust is love

deep dish op

Y-you got that a little backwards, hun.

Messy medieval is like wearing your pants around your knees because you couldnt afford a belt, or in this case coal to smelt cobble.

Kinky.

Butt plug

Your nap was more exciting

^ and less stressful

oof

no, sorry, that's incorrect! the word we were looking for was "ominous"

Bingo bango bingo I'm so happy in the Congo I refuse to go.

Did ebs make this meme?

barnett versus ebs

cheers

What, confused

Do it for me and the starving children of Elbonia. <3

http://minestatus.net/6317-the-lord-of-the-craft

http://www.xtremetop100.com/minecraft

My sides hurt, stop it.

I'll admit, I peeked out my window half expecting to see zombies everywhere.

#Gobo4life

let’s ******* goooooooooooooooo

Exchange shops, afaik, are broken/glitchy (they were like two days) so I wouldn't bother with them at the moment until you hear something from dgco.

Is that the codeword for hunting Halflings?

3 Warrants left, I am so going to win this

Ye' ye'