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  1. Baconthief

    I am being nagged at to get guild wars 2. Now the question is, should I?

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    2. Hunter (sckolar)

      Hunter (sckolar)

      Can be fun to RP in, neat PVP setup, I thought. Combat could use some work, but they had quite a nice idea where you need to actually move around to dodge attacks. Although, it's not much fun if you don't make friends, I personally found.

    3. MonkeyCoffee

      MonkeyCoffee

      Yes. Please.

    4. Hunter (sckolar)

      Hunter (sckolar)

      Look at youtube videos, and see if you like it.

  2. Baconthief

    Chimneys, the bane of assassins

  3. Baconthief

    Poor, khel \/_\/ Someone died his hair blond

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Okay, my spelling is terrible this morning, don't hate

    3. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      Well technically Blond is for men and Blonde is for women.

    4. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      Happy Zombie Jesus Day baconbits ! Don't worry! Mayumi still has that doll made with Khel's hair!

  4. Baconthief

    I got killed by someone on my side P:

    1. LaCabra (Soda)

      LaCabra (Soda)

      Same. xD

    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      That's the problem with an elven civil war, pretty much everyone was elf or human

  5. Baconthief

    The new forum is pretty : )

  6. Baconthief

    Concerned elf: "All the people, all the elves really need is someone to converge around, someone to lead them out of the darkness. You are that person, probably the only one left capable of doing " Me:

    1. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      *hug!*

    2. Patrick.

      Patrick.

      That's my pump up jam.

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Skip to 0:40 for my point

  7. Baconthief

    Khel gave his 10 year old daughter and his 9 year old nephew a tattoo XD Good ol' darkie culture, it's great when done right :3

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      It's needed

    3. ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      ACanadianCraft (Nate)

      umad :3

    4. Isirack Rivendare

      Isirack Rivendare

      A nice butterfly on their lower back?

  8. Baconthief

    Going to see Bon Jovi. The twelve year old me is having a seizure right now

    1. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      So. Jel.

  9. Baconthief

    late

  10. Baconthief

    *Cracks kunckles* It's reform time

    1. Cloakedsphere

      Cloakedsphere

      *Cracks whip on khel* GET TO WORK MY SLAVE!!!!

  11. Baconthief

    You dwarves be trippin

  12. Baconthief
    http://r25.cooltext.com/rendered/cooltext917651934.gif
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    2. meg

      meg

      MAGIC

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      That's horrible. D:

    4. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      I don't get it

  13. Baconthief

    Thinking about making a guild for bad ass darkies only :3

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      ^^^ Bad asses only. Also we won't be killing white rose just cuz

    3. Mucky

      Mucky

      You should be killing White Rose, It would be like a Skyrim thing. Imperials Vs the other people I forget

    4. Mucky

      Mucky

      It would be amazing

  14. Baconthief

    Just came to the realization on how many dark elves have based their character from parts of Drizzit(If you don't know who that is, you're lame)

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    2. Dromui

      Dromui

      Well.... He is actually very different from most Elves. He should be the character all strive to be.

    3. Stephensj

      Stephensj

      Im a Orc at heart

    4. Goldd

      Goldd

      I am lame

  15. Baconthief

    Rping about a plecenta d:

    1. Fid

      Fid

      Eww....

    2. meg

      meg

      Gross.

  16. Baconthief

    "You must be this tall to enter malinor" ---------------

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    2. Braxis

      Braxis

      I HAVE A SAFE SPOT FROM THE MINI HORENS NOW!!!! YESSSS!!

    3. Gemmylou

      Gemmylou

      No you don't. I can be carried in, you CRUEL CRUEL BABYSITTER.

    4. Samoblivion

      Samoblivion

      *Leana steps onto the boat with stilts*

  17. Baconthief

    I tought Godfrey's son to call all elves "Khels"

    1. ΚΨΙΞ

      ΚΨΙΞ

      :D

    2. lemontide331

      lemontide331

      Godfrey's son is an idiot

    3. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      Khelves.

  18. Baconthief

    Why does everyone fight in the malinor library? d:

    1. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      Because books can absorb blood.

    2. DrakeHaze.

      DrakeHaze.

      Knowledge is power.

  19. Baconthief

    Found my application to the server :D

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    2. The Cleaning Crew

      The Cleaning Crew

      I never found mine...I searched for hours :c

    3. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      http://www.lordofthecraft.net/forum/index.php?/topic/22771-baconthiefs-application/
    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      It's in the Denied folder o_O Idk what that's about, but I've been on the server for a year and a few months. O_o

  20. Baconthief

    So should I feel insulted if a girl tells you that you remind her of the vampire from twilight?

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    2. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      Blind her with sparkles.

    3. Aurelia

      Aurelia

      Maybe she likes the vampire! So that means she likes you! Therefore, you're a pimp. :3 Other than that... BLEH TWILIGHT!

    4. BrandNewKitten

      BrandNewKitten

      ... yes! She is calling you attractive and mysterious... At least she didn't say werewolf...

  21. Baconthief
    http://gyazo.com/332cfb467768618058b5231a527aa9d6
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    2. Hylian the Heretic

      Hylian the Heretic

      b& 4 porn

    3. ~≈Panda≈~

      ~≈Panda≈~

      Bow chicka ?

    4. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Wow wow

  22. Baconthief

    *Gets online* The malinor people: "Khel! Khel! Khel! Khel help me, I lost my keys. Khel~ look at my house. Khel~ sentinels are terrible. Khel~ I need help wiping. The price for being the sexy prince I guess \/_\/

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      I always have rp : )

    3. Ålastorous

      Ålastorous

      You're very lucky. I always have to hand pick people to RP with. >_> lol

    4. Dilara(lotteje13)

      Dilara(lotteje13)

      your just too sexy of a dark elf...

  23. Baconthief

    I just saw someone punch a baby in rp -_-

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    2. Baconthief

      Baconthief

      Sentinels do it <_< I literally need to put a leash on them

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      I remeber watching a dwarf throw an ax at Gideons baby at Aegis .-.

    4. Dr. Eggnog

      Dr. Eggnog

      "sentinels: guards, watchmen, baby-punchers."

  24. Baconthief

    People, please stop rping your thoughts in crowded areas with constant rp spam. That just is annoying : ) It's fine if there is like three of you around

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    2. Αμφίονας

      Αμφίονας

      A small hint of them adds to the roleplay I think. Unless you fear metagaming.

      and the thoughts are not offensive or idiotic.

    3. Braxis

      Braxis

      This status, so full of win.

    4. gingernut97

      gingernut97

      *thinks about second breakfast*

  25. Baconthief

    Taught an orc poetry

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    2. Lexperiments

      Lexperiments

      Teach him the wonders of nature. I dare you.

    3. Amorphbutt

      Amorphbutt

      We already have an Orc Druid, oh glob.

    4. Major Dom

      Major Dom

      Achievement unlocked.

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