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  1. Porkour.

    Be there living rocks?

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    2. Old-Rattlesnake

      Old-Rattlesnake

      Someone rang?

    3. Demotheus

      Demotheus

      I remember a couple weeks ago some one was playing a talking boulder or something on the side of the road that leads to the dwarf place.

    4. Helbolt

      Helbolt

      There was a talking cow in the fringe in the first few weeks.

  2. Porkour.

    Björkgarr loves his new profile background.

    1. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      Sexay.

    2. K'orr/Kungg <3

      K'orr/Kungg <3

      Do want.

  3. Porkour.

    BJÖRKGARR!!!!

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      oink

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      oink

    4. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      oink, oink oink?

  4. Porkour.

    Björkgarr's Shelf Life: ∞

    1. Ever

      Ever

      not sure if infinity sign or pig snout

    2. Aislin

      Aislin

      So... kill Porkour, wait for him to respawn, kill him again.

      Food problem solved.

  5. Porkour.

    Come play with us: 68.169.196.120 while LOTC is down

  6. Porkour.

    Dans le cochon, tout est bon.

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Cow: mmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOO

      Pig: oink

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Cow: mmmmmmmmOOOOOOOOOOO

      Pig: oink

    4. Eoin :/

      Eoin :/

      Les porcs sont bonnes, mais les poulets sont mieux.

  7. Porkour.

    Dear community, I am applying to be a GM. Please give me feedback as to what you want to see in me (not pork). Any feedback or support is greatly appreciated. http://bit.ly/Porkmod

  8. Porkour.

    Does the community want me to moderate the forums? The choice is not for me to decide.

    1. Slic3man

      Slic3man

      Guardian Hog of the Forums, is that what I hear right now?

  9. Porkour.

    Dora the Explorer is nearsighted. If it is not within 30 feet, Dora can't see it.

    1. Free The Hobbits

      Free The Hobbits

      Sounds like me except replace 30 with 5

  10. Porkour.

    Erryday Im porkin' it!

  11. Porkour.

    Every classroom has one insanely attractive, super popular kid that everyone loves. If you can't tell who it is, it's still not you.

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    2. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      Being popular is too mainstream.

    3. Pum!

      Pum!

      Well... I don't think anybody knows that person in the classroom but me. I must be that person!~

    4. Yoff

      Yoff

      I'm best friends with that person.

  12. Porkour.

    Everybody poops, and if they dont, they're an android and should be destroyed

    1. danic

      danic

      2 other popular books are "Nobody poops but you!" and "You're a naughty child and that's concentrated evil coming out of you"

    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      We must disagree with this...

      Unit will be assimilated.

      You will become one of us.

  13. Porkour.

    Everything in life is less enjoyable if you have to pee.

    1. Swgrclan

      Swgrclan

      wise words

    2. Shadeleaf

      Shadeleaf

      Thanks for reminding me... thanks a ton.

  14. Porkour.

    Facebook is going to start making high school reunions really awkward. "John! I haven't seen you in ten years! Wow, what have you been up to since that nap you took at 3 o'clock this afternoon?"

  15. Porkour.

    FACT: For blind people it's always a blind date.

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    2. Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      Nefarious Aus Shitpost

      How do blind people even know they exist?

    3. ARCHITECUS

      ARCHITECUS

      They can feel and smell and taste and hear themselves bub

    4. saromon50

      saromon50

      I too taste myself when I doubt my existence.

  16. Porkour.

    For those who are wanting the WaywardPig texture pack, you can download it at http://bit.ly/WaywardPig

  17. Porkour.

    Going to the clinic to know the diagnosis of the cancer. Wish they could have just told me at my house than having to go over there. Its not like a spy tapped my phoneline. Im really not looking forward to travelling 22 miles to the state hospital.

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Ive had cancer for two years. The last occurrence was a brain tumour under my axis that was causing mild sickness, vision disturbances and intense migraines.

    3. Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Mini Mordie - Mafia

      Hope you get better! Even though I don't know you. :P

    4. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      If you are on LOTC and you see a player in a pig skin, under the name Porkour...that's me.

  18. Porkour.

    Ho' down! I mean server down!

  19. Porkour.

    I burned 802 calories today...IRL.

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    2. cometking123

      cometking123

      :/ No fat on those bones make for bad bacon.

      On another note, great job! I can't seem to get rid of them.

      ..

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      Im trying to get leaner...more meat over fat.

    4. steelersfan1221

      steelersfan1221

      oink

  20. Porkour.

    I donated $100. What did you do to help the server today?

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    2. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      I oinked.

    3. Friendly Guy

      Friendly Guy

      50$ Donated

    4. atticusmas

      atticusmas

      70$ donated

  21. Porkour.

    I haz cancer. I dont drink, I dont smoke, and my doctor has to run some tests tomorrow to further diagnose it. Fingers crossed its not something bad. =[

    1. Ever

      Ever

      You kick cancer's ass. That's an order.

    2. hypercrit

      hypercrit

      Geez...I hope you

      get better

    3. Porkour.

      Porkour.

      I actually dont know what my diagnosis is at the moment, but awhile back in late 2010, a small tumor was removed from my cervical region. Thats C1-C7 for you anatomy junkies. This may or may not be a reccurence, because Im not experiencing anything but back pain. Doctor said from the xrays, its a tumor, but they arent sure what it is. Ill know in due time.

  22. Porkour.

    I love Jedi Outcast II!

  23. Porkour.

    I went into surgery last night, and came out...well...cancer-free. I am going to rest easy, and come back to Minecraft after a recovery. I love painkillers...

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    2. Secret Lizard President

      Secret Lizard President

      Glad to hear you're cancer freed bud! I wish you a speedy and easy recovery!

    3. Sinstrite

      Sinstrite

      That's great news, I wish you the best in staying healthy, and we're all here if you need us.

    4. TeaLulu

      TeaLulu

      <3 Porky, I will always be here to brush your porkyness and give you lots of truffles to eat.

  24. Porkour.

    I'd rather sit naked on an iceberg serenaded by Rebecca Black for the rest of my life than let anyone see the full history of things I've googled.

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    2. nordicg_d

      nordicg_d

      furries

    3. V0idsoldier

      V0idsoldier

      -hax the pig to see history- wow, much pron. such dirty. Very not clean

    4. Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Will (TauFirewarrior)

      Pig porn?

  25. Porkour.

    If somebody is lying on the floor in pain, crying, and you have a cell phone, lodging the phone in their throat will often stop the crying.

    1. Goldd

      Goldd

      lol...

    2. Glasiconas

      Glasiconas

      I... Never looked at it that way, but good point.

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