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  1. Shorsand

    Another reminder! We also need food, so contact me beforehand to give some! http://www.lordofthecraft.net/topic/100729-malinor-benefit-masquerade-ball/

    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      Seraphine packs plenty of food to bring with.

  2. Shorsand

    Riding a black horse, calling people peasants, and throwing eggs at them from said horse is the most empowering feeling ever.

    1. MamaBearJade

      MamaBearJade

      whenever you want to again, just lemme know ^_^ glad you enjoyed it

  3. Shorsand

    Haven't touched LotC in three months. O' brave new world. I'm quite scared, really.

    1. Aengoth

      Aengoth

      I remember you! Great doctor who 9/10 times risks the life of patient over something like a broken arm

  4. Shorsand

    UG
    LATZ GET WHAT LATZ ZKAHIN DIZERVZ

    1. Drumoldth

      Drumoldth

      Whu da zkah am lat?

  5. Shorsand

    Anyone else think a Dark Souls esque roleplay would be fantastic?

    1. spqrSancus

      spqrSancus

      Oh gawd prepare for the all death FRP. XD

  6. Shorsand

    Letting the bad guys win. ~justShorsandThings

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      stealing ur shekels

      ~justCharoodlerThings

  7. Shorsand

    Destiny Beta, anyone?

    1. mmat

      mmat

      Is it free?

  8. Shorsand

    Damn crafting system... I leave my crafting table alone for a while and it takes away my pick!

    1. Kaun

      Kaun

      That or someone else does.

  9. Shorsand

    "We are sorry to inform the players of Lord of the Craft that we have lost all data in relation to 4.0. We will instead be moving to a temporary, Minecraft generated world ASAP. We apologize for the inconvenience."

  10. Shorsand

    @wowji know who you really are....💀

    1. wowj

      wowj

      the slaeme

  11. Shorsand

    DU LOC???

    1. warlord of filth

      warlord of filth

      d u  l o c

  12. Shorsand

    dU LOC

    1. femurlord

      femurlord

      Du loc

  13. Shorsand

    By the 🏞️ rivers 💦 of Babylon, There we sat down 🧘‍♀️, yea, we wept 😥 , When 😖 we remembered 👏 Zion 👏
     

    1. Malaise

      Malaise

      Umbasa brother

  14. Shorsand

    give mechanical PVP bonuses to magic users :)

    1. Unwillingly

      Unwillingly

      NO

  15. Shorsand

    why do I have to pay money to italicize in game?

    1. niya

      niya

      🤷‍♀️

  16. Shorsand

    THE FOUNDATION

    1. Balmakka

      Balmakka

      THE FOUNDATION

  17. Shorsand

    Looking to make a High Elf character for the first time, but don't know much about RPing as one culture/history wise (spent the  last 9 years on this server predominantly in human lands). Looking for someone willing to take me on as an elf somewhere to get familiar with it more. PM if you'd like to. Thanks!

    1. Stump

      Stump

      I've hit you up on Discord!

  18. Shorsand

    MY NAME IS
    SHAKE ZULA
    THE MIC RULA
    THE OLD SCHOOLA
    YOU WANT A TRIP
    I'LL BRING IT TO YA

    1. Tentoa

      Tentoa

      THE MIC RULER

  19. Shorsand

    the age of basketball is finished
    the age of spleef is upon us

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      hear hear!

  20. Shorsand

    DU LOC

    1. Chthonian_

      Chthonian_

      *(gay loc*)

  21. Shorsand

    SHIVERS - The humid warmth seemed to subside as the ghosts of good times a plenty faded from the once lively streets of Du Loc. Ruins begin to litter the streets, the inequity of complacency. Moss grows on aged stones.

    1. wowj

      wowj

      SHIVERS - The humid warmth seemed to subside as the ghosts of good times a plenty faded from the once lively streets of Du Loc. Ruins begin to litter the streets, the inequity of complacency. Moss grows on aged stones.

  22. Shorsand

    I HATE THE TIME PIG I HATE THE TIME PIG I HATE THE TIME PIG

    1. wowj

      wowj

      I HATE THE TIMEPIG I HATE THE TIMEPIG I HATE THE TIMEPIG

  23. Shorsand

    HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I HAD MY SHUNTING BOOK STOLEN FROM THE LUCKY 38. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF DU LOCIAN GRAVEL IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY QUARRY. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR THE TIMEPIG AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE

    1. Reckless Banzai Screamer

      Reckless Banzai Screamer

      time pig will face the wrath of our tech industry and cultural memes

  24. Shorsand 
    не забудьте проголосовать! Вы можете голосовать за лорда ремесла каждые 24 часа.
    1. budaq

      budaq

      when did u turn russian

       

  25. Shorsand

    how do i join the ferrymen

    1. FlemishSupremacy

      FlemishSupremacy

      Hello applicant.

      We are pleased to hear of your desire to join the Ferrymen. Please send in your PVP resume to Masouri#1431 . A google doc with the relevant information does suffice, but a powerpoint presentation is much appreciated. 

      Skills we are looking for;

      pvp

      evil laughter

      babysitting axeman

       

      Kind regards,

      The Ferrymen

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