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  1. The salt output in Hong Kong just rose by 4,000 megatons

  2. Menarra Dark Blade

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    2. ShameJax
    3. Maletone Blazebeard (Aqua)

      Maletone Blazebeard (Aqua)

      "Modest" Goal of 50,000...lol I feel bad for the guy..didnt get funded

    4. Space

      Space

      I dunno, getting any money, let alone 800 bucks, is pretty good for a kickstarter, I think. But, I'm just your local white knight, passing through.

  3. I like VAs for the fact of less frequent bad intentions against others. I do not like VAs for the fact of VAT care less for your intentions of making the app ;rather, how well you type.

  4. How to get Urguan: Have son who is full human but suffers from dwarfism. Claim he has a right to the throne because of his race and wants to unite the two kingdoms. Have everyone rally with him. Conquer kingdom. Have the short human die, and have his brother who is normal take over. The end.

    1. Rhia

      Rhia

      RIP dwarves

  5. When you want to go rp kill some people but you remember most people powergame and call pvp default.

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    2. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      Dtrik, let me link you to a guide!

    3. TheWhiteWolf

      TheWhiteWolf

      I love that guide, agree with it completely

    4. Mephistophelian
  6. I cannot wait to be able to make a sword of thorns.

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    2. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      I've had the thorns recipe since thales :p

    3. Blundermore

      Blundermore

      At least the enchanting one. Didn't know you could put it on swords though, seems kinda pointless

    4. Mephistophelian

      Mephistophelian

      Blunder, it's a special wooden sword that's all fancy n stuff.

  7. I feel like rp is like texting, you cannot text the same person everyday without it getting stale.

    1. Hiebe

      Hiebe

      I cant text u bby

  8. Taking a long draw of his pipe of green, Dtrik sits down remembering the times of what use to be, Villian Applications.

    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      Am I the only one that actually liked those?

      Made you flesh out your character and do villain **** for a purpose.

  9. Scratches his dwarvish beard as he looks to see no tech team app and what its requirements are.

  10. Does anyone know the anadune dubstep version?

  11. Put one pr0n pic in ts and everyone flips.

    1. Eleatic

      Eleatic

      someone roleplays disemberment and torture

      one person posts another picture of someone having sex and everyone loses their mind

  12. Tythus's avatar got me bawlin. So funny. She smacks down that one mil yen on the desk.

  13. I attempt to make the dwarven government seem like a legitiment government to be undermined by back-ally unscheduled meetings. And people wonder why it is so easy for the humans to declare war on them.

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    2. Lago

      Lago

      A LotC nation is kept strong only by the players that comprise it. Rally enough dwarves to your cause and even the Grand King must take heed, lest you take up arms or splinter off.

    3. Dtrik

      Dtrik

      Yea but the dwarf community is made up of lazy leaders that settle rp through teamspeak/ooc means.

    4. Lago

      Lago

      Then gather the players that aren't.

  14. I am remembering the many of times khas and I have looked straight at each other with my kha pelt on. So awkward.

  15. The transition from dwarven ascent to normal American english in my writing/type is surprisingly easy this year.

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    2. Dtrik

      Dtrik

      I spent time typing erotica stories, so type up some stories.

    3. Ark

      Ark

      ew dwarf porn, it's like hairy midget porn. :(

    4. Dtrik

      Dtrik

      I only wanted to do one part of the story, but a certain person wanted an entire short story made. lol

  16. http://i.imgur.com/mG15PWV.png When dwarves bet on things
    1. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      I bet ten limestone blocks and a rat skull.

    2. Arkelos

      Arkelos

      I bet better cropping for that image.

  17. When edgy people metagame do they send birds or bats?

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    2. Tom_Whiteman

      Tom_Whiteman

      They usually send a dragon or a kraken. Or spiders. Or in drfate's case, cockroaches.

    3. monkeypoacher

      monkeypoacher

      falcons or eagles

    4. Space

      Space

      Sand rats.

  18. Damn Ivran just go so much flippin rep from getting drfate banned.

    1. Space

      Space

      Over half of his rep was from that.

  19. Dwarves want feast, I make feast, no one logs on for feast. Does not faze me, I still get the clan honor.

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    2. Ivran

      Ivran

      You get the points, /aaaaand/ all the food.

    3. SodaiKamikaze

      SodaiKamikaze

      I had to wash cars.. I would have shown up man, would have shown up.

    4. Grabthar

      Grabthar

      dude.. i totally thought 6pm pst... i'l help eat all the cake then... as punishment

  20. I will be back in school before 4.0 comes out, sad face

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    2. Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Aelu / Rel (Combustionary)

      Only because it would take many summers for 5.0 to come out.

    3. White_Moose
    4. shiftnative

      shiftnative

      @Darkdragon274: We provide a completely free service and our time here is spent out of love for the idea of it - no one profits from LoTC and it has proven difficult to provide a demanding server white creating an entirely new one.

      It's what you do with what's given that makes the biggest difference.

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