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Far in the deserts oasis of the south, a wandering pilgrim walks barefoot through the sands. Coming to a stop at a passing caravan of merchants and traders, the grave tidings of his homeland is brought before him swiftly. The Koeng was dead.
Later that eve, where the starry canvas of the nights sky gleamed the brightest, Kazimir Ruthern comes to sit upon a rock, staring upward in meditative prayer. He recalls the monarch who had chosen to spare his life that fateful day, and set him upon the righteous path of GOD.
Stony gaze settiling upon one lone constellation in particular, the Grand Inquisitor signs the Hussariyan fervantly.
"May GOD keep him, and grant him the rest he deserves in the Seven Skies. He has done his duty."
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my name jeff
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NUPTIAL OF THE HAMMERHEAD AND DRAGON
After a lengthy and steady courtship. the House Ruthern of Vidaus is pleased to announce, with much anticipation and enthusiasm, the wedding of his Lordship, the Grand Inquisitor Kazimir Ruthern and her Royal Highness, Princess Vivienna Adelaide of Oren. This blessed nuptial shall be hosted within the Basilica of Blessed Dmitry in the Duchy of Vidaus. After the wedding ceremony, the attendees shall be invited into the Castle Drusztra for a night of feasting and drinking in honor of the newlyweds.
Invitations are extended to the following…
The family of the groom, House Ruthern of Vidaus
The family of the bride, House Novellen
His Royal Majesty, King Karl III of Hanseti-Ruska @GMRO and his royal pedigree
His Princely Grace, Duke Wilheim II of Reinmar @Fionn__TWG and his noble pedigree
His Grace, Duke Valdemar Baruch of Valwyck @ThanksChris and his noble pedigree
His Highness, Margrave Loren von Draco of Eichenwalde @ItemVendor and his noble pedigree
The Right Honourable, Countess Adele Ludovar of Otistadt @CopOwl and her noble pedigree
The Right Honourable, Count Matviy Kortrevich of Jerovitz @MapleSunflowerand his noble pedigree
Her Ladyship, Viscountess Ada Colborn of Venzia @dove and her noble pedigree
His Lordship, Baron Auruk Biship of Ostervik @Lomiei and his noble pedigree
His Lordship, Baron Sviatoslav Godunov of Verskaya @poki and his noble pedigree
His Highness, Viceroy Cesar de Pelear of Hyspia @Javert and his royal pedigree
His Royal Majesty, King Charles I of Aaun @seannie and his royal pedigree
His Royal Majesty, King Alexander I of Balian @Shmeepicus and his royal pedigree
Her Serene Grace, Archduchess Renilde I of Petra @tilly and her royal pedigree
His Holiness, High Pontiff Pontian IV @Balthasar
Special invitations are extended to the following…
Vincente van Distrugere @SpaceOddity
Roland LeGrand @GamblersPalm
Nememne of Iesoh @TheIchorDruid
Lorien Len’thillin @Balmakka
Rjikard @Benleft
Alatariel of Itnan @Valannor and the Order of the Lioness
All men and women of the Holy Inquisition
SpoilerThe wedding's taking place at 1pm EST/6pm GMT on Thursday 22nd in the church in Vidaus
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The Battle of Hoar Hill, 1541
The Holy Inquisition has, in recent times, been alerted to the presence of an uprising terrorist insurgency known as the Black Hand. Led by a disgruntled deceiver calling himself Urguan I, no doubt in some pitiful attempt to gain favor to his misguided cause from his Dwarven kinsmen, this malicious and malevolent group of shortmen have been circulating missives around the lands of Almaris, detailing a series of scathing lies and misconceptions to the denizens of the realms.
The Inquisition would like to address such accusations head on - the first being the claim that the Inquisition were responsible for the massacre of a group of Dwarven children who we believed were vampires. The Inquisition not only rebuke this claim as no more than nascent and ill-constructed propaganda and slander, but we revile the very notion of it. No such encounter ever took place, at any time or place, and this implication of pedicide is naught but an infirm delusion wrought within the mind of Urguan I, no doubt to further some grandiose and diabolical scheme of his own machination. Those well versed in bestial study and academia would note, furthermore, that the vampiric plague does not extend to any children among the descendant races, and they cannot succumb to it. This includes Dwarven children, a fact that the Inquisition is well aware of, which further adds evidence to the fact that this outlandish claim is no more than pure forgery.
The missive goes on to lament, at great depths, the oppressive and despotic nature of the Canonist church, and how the faith must be dismantled and destroyed at any cost necessary. More lies, for the Canonist church acts not out of hatred and cruelty, but benevolence and grace. Furthermore, the Church does not enforce the faith in any capacity beyond the scope of the Human realm. Dwarves, Orcs, Elves and all other races are free to worship whichever Gods they may please, in their own lands. Such a stance has been taken by the Church of the Canon for years, and the Holy Inquisition only follows the will and directive of the church.
The Inquisition, aside from being sworn to protect humankind from the demonic and ill-spawn who seek to infiltrate and dismantle it from within, are also vowed to protect and safeguard Canonism and The Lord’s people. As per the third tenant of the Rite of Armament, which can be quoted as follows;
III. To protect and safeguard the members of His flock, for they are our brothers and sisters in communion.
Therefore, we shall be clear. Any act of aggression or assault upon any good Canonist or man and women of the clergy shall compel us into action, for we are bound by sacred vow. Force us to conflict, and we shall fight you without fear nor hesitation, for however long it takes, no matter how far from our homes it shall take us, and we shall eradicate you and all of your terrorist conspirators down to the very last man, until the name of the Black Hand is naught but a miserable black stain upon the annals of history.
Think carefully upon what you do next. We shall not be the ones to spark this conflict, but we will defend our LORD and our right to worship him indubitably. Our GOD is one of mercy, but his justice is swift and relentless.
-Kazimir var Ruthern, Grand Inquisitor of the Holy Inquisition and Knight General of the Order of Saint Humbert
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Grand Inquisitor Kazimir var Ruthern scratches his head. Where were the Vampiric Dwarven children, that his order had supposedly slaughtered?
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I can’t believe I almost missed this holy shit.
all the best to you, mikomonster. You’ve been an awesome presence in every community that we’ve both been apart of. be free of the constant cycle of lotc rebirth, achieve true moksha
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The razing of Sister Helena in Karosgrad, Haense
For centuries, darkspawn and creatures of the nocturnal have guise themselves as devout men and women, seeking to infiltrate the ranks of the Canonist Church and bend the faiths agenda in a direction suited to themselves and their own ilk. In times passed, they have gone unnoticed and unregulated, permitted to hide among us in plain sight without fear of repercussion or discovery.
These times are now at an ultimate end.
Earlier upon this Saints Day, the Holy Inquisition managed to uncover and detain a Frost Witch who was masquerading as a nun of the sisterhood, known to many by the alias of Sister Helena. As punishment for her treachery and wicked nature, she has been razed at the pyre, consumed by the righteous flames of GOD.
Let this be a warning, to all those other despicable beasts of darkness and chaos. We are ever watching, ever knowing. We stand vigilant and ready for any of those who come to invade our sanctified institution, even if you attempt to hide what you are. Should we find you, you shall be spared no quarter and clemency, and you shall all suffer the same fate.
"Lo! The virtuous dead are descending, and at their fore are the sons of spirit, and the sons of the first man and woman. And leading them is Horen renewed, and he ordains the estates of their armies.” -Scroll of Auspice, 2:5-6
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Grand Inquisitor Kazimir prays intensesly, seeking the counsel of God in vanquishing this indomitable enemy.
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MC Name:
proddino
Character's Name:
Kazimir var Ruthern
Character's Age:
26
What feat(s) will you be learning?
Alchemy
Teacher's MC Name:
Valannor
Teacher's RP Name:
Alatariel of Itnan
Do you agree to keep Story updated on the status of your feat app?:
Aye
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No
Are you aware that if this feat is shelved, it will be unavailable to use?
Yeah
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To his Lordship, the Marquis of Haute-Epine.
May God’s light shine upon you. Your cause is just and righteous, and as such, the Holy Inquisition would like to extend an offering of protection to yourself and your holy cohort. No doubt that you will encounter many perils upon the trail, for many there are in this world who would seek to blaspheme the word of God or undermine your pious work. With such in mind, the Holy Inquisition wishes to travel with you and your host, to safeguard you good and faithful men so that you might carry out your task without hindrance.
May God keep you in strong spirit,
Grand Inquisitor Kazimir var Ruthern, Knight-General of the Holy Order of Saint Humbert
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SpoilerThe Holy Inquisition
Contents
I. History
II. Overview
III. Tenants
IV. Trials
VI. Patron Saints
History
"God is the author of victories, and in Heaven, there is no difference between but a few and a great many. For our courage is not in the multitude of the army, but strength cometh from Heaven. They come against us with an insolent multitude, and with pride, to destroy us, and our wives and children, and take our lands. But we will fight for our lives and our laws, and as for the enemy, we shall fear them not. We will trust Him.” -The Savoyard Prayer, Edgar de Saltpans
The aftermath of Saint Caius’s crusade was a devastating blow for the morale of Canondom. The darkspawn and palebeasts, eternal enemies of GOD, were able to utilize their inferior number by spreading out their masses and retreating into hiding, bringing the holy war against their existence to a sharp and abrupt close. One by one, bit by bit, the armies of Heaven began to lose spirit as warriors and soldiers of every Canonist realm abandoned the divine mission, seeing the enemy as unbeatable. In their reluctance to carry on the fight, the dominions of darkspawn and nephilim only grew larger. Humanity grew lax and oblivious to the demons and hellspawn that hide amongst them in plain sight, festering within society like a rotting and bulbous tumor. Monstrosities guised themselves as men, deceiving mortals just as Iblees the Betrayer, and tempted them into wickedness and sin. And the Holy Institution of the Canonist Church remained stalwart and firm, yet powerless to prevent the rapid scourge of devilish taint that had infiltrated the ranks of mankind.
It was Pontian IV, in his blessed wisdom and piety, that realized the Canonist faith once again required a strong militant arm to preserve and enforce the will of God. Though the Order of Saint Nicholas still remained in name, its power and authority had been broken as much of the old leadership either passed on or abandoned the faith entirely. Yet fate, in its twisted and elusive manner, would send a penitent to the High Pontiff by the name of Kazimir var Ruthern.
Kazimir had been charged with the manslaughter of an elderly man by King Karl III of Hanseti-Ruska, and ordered to serve penance to the church for a period of no less than ten years. Kazimir did not feel himself destined, however, for the life of a monastic or a clergyman. Though god-fearing and devout for much of his life prior to his anointment to the church, Kazimir was a warrior at heart, having no love for little else beyond the heat of battle and the ring of his hammer as he battered it against unyielding foes. Kazimir also held a deep hatred and loathing for devil spawns and the demonic, having lost his arm a year prior to the Inferni during an attempted siege on an occupied fortress.
Pontian IV, noting this martial spirit within the young Ruthern and the spite he harbored toward unholy abominations, offered him an opportunity; for the duration of his penance or even far beyond, Kazimir would reforge the faith militant anew, and be granted full command of the new order. Kazimir and the Pontiff both equally expressed their concern over the arising amount of darkspawn that were masquerading amongst Humanity, and sought to establish a more permanent solution and response.
And it was from this discontentment, and a desire to change the course of ongoing fate, that The Holy Inquisition was born.
Overview
A man of the Inquisition.
The Holy Inquisition was formed with a core objective in mind; the purging and eradication of darkspawn from human society entirely. Taking the passages of the Holy Scrolls that warn against creatures nocturnal to a literal and fanatical sense, the Inquisition will go to extremist means and methods to ensure their objectives are met. Random witch hunts and trials are not at all uncommon practice for the Inquisition. Inquisitors are also known to be incredibly cruel and callous when it comes to punishing proven witches and darkspawn; they often employ the execution method of pyre burnings, a practice that fell out of practice within Canonist society after the fall of the Johannian Empire.
Taking influence from both the Marked Men and the Lectorate of Owyn, the Inquisitors can be described as monastic warriors in their rigid discipline and adherence to faith. When an initiate begins upon their path to becoming an Inquisitor, they undergo up to years of rigorous training and education. Initiates of the Inquisition will be taught swordplay, archery, and how to effectively use alchemical concoctions to their advantage in combat situations. Initiates are also relentlessly ingrained with knowledge from bestiary tomes and records as to equip them with knowledge in identifying and combating their targets. As adherents and servants to the Canonist faith, Inquisitors partake in mass and various sacraments in order to boost their zeal and maintain their fervent belief in God.
Though an Inquisitor's primary charge is dealing with the supernatural and the paranormal, men of the Inquisition are sworn in service and protection of the Canonist Church. It is not uncommon, therefore, that the Inquisition will rush to the defense of the faith in times of crisis and challenge. The Inquisition will often involve themselves in wars against heathens and heretics, though they refuse to raise their swords in conflicts between competing Canonist nations and polities. As they see safeguarding the sanctity of the church as part of their sworn duty, the Inquisition will often accompany clergymen as bodyguards and protectors. The Inquisition do not answer to these clergymen directly, however, only liable to commands from the High Pontiff and his appointed Curia.
As the Holy Inquisition is less a military order and more a fraternity of devout witch hunters and monster slayers, they do not bear any recognizable standard or militant uniform. This is done, in part, to make them less recognizable as Inquisitors so that they might conduct their mission with more ease. Inquisitors are free to adorn garbs and armaments of their choosing, though it is common and even encouraged to possess some Canonist symbology upon their cloth, such as the Lorraine cross.
Tenants
Faithful initiates receiving the Rite of Armament
To begin upon their path to becoming an Inquisitor, aspiring initiates will be granted The Rite of Armament, a ceremony of baptism with the purpose of cleansing themself of sin before entry into the holy brotherhood. Before the rite of administered, initiates will swear to the tenants of the Inquisition, which can be recounted as follows:
I. To maintain passion and adoration for The Lord GOD in their hearts, for His is the shining light of this world.
II. To bear arms in the name of The Lord GOD, for his will and teachings must be sanctified.
III. To protect and safeguard the members of His flock, for they are our brothers and sisters in communion.
IV. To guide those led astray by wickedness back into His light, for they are not beyond salvation.
V. To purge and eradicate the irreconcilable, for they have neglected and betrayed the light of GOD.
VI. To reject the temptation of evil, for The Lord GOD is our only triumph.
VII. To be honest and truthful upon committing sin, for The Lord GOD is merciful upon the confessor.
Amongst the brotherhood of the Inquisition, these tenants are sacred and indomitable. An Inquisitor breaking one or several of these tenants can lead to a court martial amongst the Inquisition, where the Grand Inquisitor and his Knight-Inquisitors will gather and judge the accused. They will deliberate over whether the defendant is guilty of misconduct, and if condemned, the accused can be punished at a discretion accordant to the will of the Grand Inquisitor and his Knights. These punishments can include confession, flagellation, suspension or expulsion from the order, and for the most severe and irreparable cases of tenant-breaking, execution.
Trials
Initiates undertake the Trial of Saint Daniel
Near the end of their time as initiates, aspiring Inquisitors will be forced to undertake three trials to affirm their ascension as brothers or sisters of the Inquisition. They will be completed in order of listing.
The Trial of Saint Charles of Petrus
Named for the patron saint of Strength, Fortitude and Prisoners of War, initiates will undergo a period of fasting for a total of three Saints Days. During this period, they will only be permitted to break their fast with bread and water at night. Initiates will also be expected to practice a form of self-flagellation for the duration of this trial. How they wish to flagellate will be of their choosing, from lashing themselves to wearing a cilice upon one of their limbs. Initiates will be expected to pray each day, either being led by a clergyman or fellow devout, or by their own volition.
Upon completion of this trial, initiates will be permitted one night of feasting and drinking in celebration of their triumph.
The Trial of Saint Daniel of Al’Khazar
Named for the patron saint of Peace, Cities, Pilgrims and Travel, initiates will undergo a period of pilgrimage between the capitals of Canonist nations and settlements. They will be garbed in the humble robes of a monastic, their heads shaved and feet bared. They will be charged with bestowing charity upon the poor and destitute of society, as well as being ordered to meet with and seek tasks from the local Bishop of that area.
The initiates will remain in a town/city for a period of one Saint’s Day before moving onto the next, and will end their pilgrimage by traveling to the ruins of San Luciano. There, they will locate the ravaged cathedral, where they will pray for the litany of souls lost during the thanium explosion of the former Savoyard capital. Upon completion of this final task, they will return to the Inquisitorial Headquarters.
The Trial of Saint Peter of Gaekrin
The final trial, named for the patron saint of Military Orders, Victory in Battle and Plight against Heathens, will involve a witch hunt where all of the initiates will be expected to work together as a group. The initiates will be given a target, who has been confirmed as a darkspawn beyond all reasonable suspicion and doubt, and charged with either killing them or cleansing them of their affliction, dependent on the initiates own discernment. The initiates will be granted no aid or advice in dealing with their target, and will make use of their training in both tracking and combatting their charge.
Upon completion of this trial, and evidence that the target has either been destroyed or purified, the initiates will invited to return to the Inquisitorial Headquarters where they will receive their branding in a final initiation ceremony. This branding is a Holy Lorraine Cross, which is typically scorched onto an initiates palm, though can be imprinted elsewhere on the body if the initiate wishes. Then and there, they will be welcomed into the fraternity at the conclusion of their branding, and will become full-fledged Inquisitors.
Hierarchy
Grand Inquisitor Kazimir var Ruthern, Knight-General of the Holy Order of Saint Humbert
Though the Holy Inquisition is not a military order by technicality, they still practice a strict hierarchy in order to maintain discipline and respect amongst their ranks. The hierarchy begins foremostly with the Grand Inquisitor, then his Knight-Inquisitors, with the Inquisitors taking up the bulk of the order and Initiates standing at the very bottom.
The Grand Inquisitor
The chief-commander of the Holy Inquisition, the Grand Inquisitor, is directly under the authority of the High Pontiff and his Curia. Primarily responsible for the training of new initiates and organizing purges against known darkspawn, the Grand Inquisitor is the overseer of the entire order and serves as the ultimate authority of its machinations. By extension, the Grand Inquisitor is also the Knight-General of the Holy Order of Saint Humber. The current Grand Inquisitor is Kazimir Tuvya var Ruthern.
The Knight-Inquisitors
Elites and captains of the order who are proficient within their trade and have shown a dedicated length of servitude within the Inquisition, Knight-Inquisitors are the closest confidants and advisors of the Grand Inquisitor. They are charged with assisting in the training of initiates, leading bands of Inquisitors during witch purges, overseeing the Inquisitors and sitting upon the Inquisitorial Council. They are also, by extension, Knights of the Humbertine Chapter or Holy Order of Saint Humbert, whom act as the governing military body of the Inquisition.
The Inquisitors
Footmen who make up the bulk of the order, Inquisitors are those initiates who have proved their faith and devotion to the cause. They are charged with upholding the Inquisitorial tenants, and will often receive their targets from the Inquisitorial Council although they are also encouraged to seek out charges of their own.
The Initiates
Aspirants and dedicants of the Inquisition, they are the lowest tier amongst the order, still undergoing their training and trials.
Patron Saints
An artists rendition of Exalted Owyn, one of the patron saints of the Holy Inquisition.
Though the Holy Inquisition does not strictly adhere to one sect of Canonism in worship, and men of the Inquisition are permitted to freely pick which saints they revere, there are particular saints that the Holy Inquisition worship and revere more closely as they align with their ethics, mission and philosophy.
I. Exalted Owyn “The Purifier”
II. Saint Charles of Petrus
III. Saint Edmond of Lachsin
IV. Saint Emma of Woldzmir
V. Saint Everard of Al’Khazar
VI. Saint Humbert of Bar
VII. Saint Kristoff of Hanseti
VIII. Saint Lothar of Balian
IX. High Pontiff Saint Lucien I of Ulmsbottom
X. Saint Peter of Gaekrin
XI. Saint Thomas of Gaekrin
XII. Saint Wilfriche of Hanseti
XIII. High Pontiff Saint Everard II
XIV. Saint Harald of Vuiller
Spoiler(( If you have any interest of roleplaying with or joining the Inquisition, feel free to either shoot me a PM over discord (Proddy#6458) or send a letter to Kazimir var Ruthern IRP (proddino) ))
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"She still betrayed our family." Kazimir var Ruthern grumbles from within the confines of the Drustrza, frowning forlornly at such a predicament. "How could she tarnish our borsas name so readily, and then marry a shiteater who would insult her other borsa at their own betrothal dinner?" a scowl forms upon his lips then, his head shaking.
"Ea can niet forgive her so easily, for what she has done."
Just then, he glances down at his palms. Fleetingly, the memory of almost choking the life out of Matviy Kortrevich crosses through his mind, and he smiles in wistful nostalgia.
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Serenity…
What was peace, but the unattainable dream that all could strive for? What was the thrill of the hunt and an adventure of a lifetime , in comparison to an eternity of comfort and quiet living? Arthur of Caermad had found that peace and quiet that he could never attain in life so long ago. He sat by the banks of a great lake, one where the waters always shimmered a pure sapphire shade and the sky was burdened by no clouds. He knew this lake so well. For every day he would come and fish for trout. Sometimes, even bigger catches, where he was fortunate. The deep woods made for an excellent hunting ground, where he could prowl for elk, boar and bear to his hearts content. A small shack sat at the top of the hill, a fireplace set outside with numerous logs surrounding it. Each one, he hoped, would be filled by his comrades in the future, when their time was inevitably up.
The crunching of grass behind him causes the long dead Hexer to swivel his head backwards, amber eyes glistening with joy at the person who meets him.”Took you long enough, didn’t it, kid?” a wide and joyous grin spreads upon his lips as he sets down his fishing rod, patting the ground beside him.
”Come sit down. You’ve travelled so far, and your journey is at an end. You played your part. Now it’s time for you to rest.”
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Kazimir var Ruthern sighs heavily with relief, having dodged a tremendous bullet by not marrying the Lady Gisele in the end.
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Olivier Amadeus Helios Ashford de Savoie snickers upon reading yet another rebranding of a once prominent and powerful house, tossing it aside upon his desk with a scowl.
"They are no true sons and daughters of Esheuvard, to forsake their own name so willingly. Abandoning their kin runs as thick within their blood as water, I suppose. They do descend from Baldwin the Betrayer, after all."
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Kazimir var Ruthern continued to be horrifically ravaged by illness, bedbound in devastating fever.
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A bedridden Kazimir var Ruthern tosses and toils in his attempts at rest, haunted by vivid fever dreams. Every so often, the young Ruthern would creep out of his cot, using what little strength he had to move himself by the window.
Dawn, noon and dusk he would pray to God. For the salvation of he and his kin, and the hope that the Lord Almighty would relinquish his family of this sickness.
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2 minutes ago, Battle Unit said:
have you considered logging back on Owyn de Vitus so we can finish what we started in Luciensburg all those rp years ago?
*loads arbalest*
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as the title says, i'm looking for a new group to join and do some epic roompoom (roleplay) with. i've been rather amiss with lotc recently and haven't really played much out of a lack of direction and motive. lots of my friends have moved on from the server or been banned and i'd like to reignite my interest in the server by doing something fun and different.
i can't really guarantee i'll be active every day of the week. my life is a lot busier than it once were so i can be around for a few days a week or whenever i get free time. i also don't care for nation statistics and activity percentage so don't ask me to join ur levy/town unless you actually intend to rp with me beyond "log on for this warclaim" or "sit in the tavern and do idle rp to make our settlement seem active" because i will not do it.
i've been around for 8ish years so i'd say i'm a fairly decent writer and roleplayer. i'm also a notorious powergamer that abuses CRP situations for my own benefit. finally, i'm 7'6 and weigh 500 pounds irl and could probably deck you and your loved ones.
leave your offers below or shoot me a pm on discord.
(( this is not a shitpost i am being entirely serious ))
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“You will not question the viability of the Admin Team’s story!”
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Take care of yourself man. Sometimes the best thing to do is just walk away from this place when the toxicity starts dragging you down.
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A CALL FOR DEMOTION
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“I suppose we should return to never-ending tea parties like the rest of them…” grunts Kazimir var Ruthern to his brother Aleksandr as he peers over the missive.
”This weak and cowardly generation of men and women are an insult to their ancestors. The progenitors of their lineages would be rolling about in their graves, were they cursed with eyes to read this.”