Archbishop

Archbishop Zachery cackles in amusement.

“We did, and now we have crowned Joseph and not the 3 year old Remus, son of Romulus Horen whom is both a traitor and an undead beast to Antonious. You were contempt when we did your bidding and now that we refuse you are in uproar. Also if they are both from the same house, isn’t this incest?” asked Zachery.

“Wasn’t you stripped of your title and name when you betrayed Emperor Antonious? Also you were executed and burried within the cathedrals crypts, I know this because the administration ordered me to hold a funeral for you, how very odd you have arisen from the dead, your ‘son’ is not a legitimate Horen.” said Zachery as he remembers burying Romulus.

“Says the mage whom affiliates himself with creatures of chaos, the majority of the people in the capital who follows this Staunton ‘emperor’ are heretics.” replied Zachery.

“You cannot call yourself a Canonist and GOD-fearing if you follow the orders and command of an excommunicated man.” said Archbishop Zachery, creating defences in the Haense cathedral after renatians had tried to break in and kill him.

“And who will do these ceremonies, certainly not I. Prepare the soldiers to battle the Anti-Pope for Renatus are forming a schism.” said Archbishop Zachery.

“Exalted? Everard IV?” asked Zachery.

✠ A Papal Condemnation ✠ Dated 9th of Sigismund’s End 1714 On the eve of 27th of the Sun’s Smile, the armed group known as the ‘Owynists’ have taken up arms against the Holy Mother Church. This began when an imperial retinue were searching the forests of Adria for this group for it was alleged they were trying to force people to join their order and also murdered a baby. After this imperial retinue found them, a monk allegedly tried to intervene, demanding a trial for the Owynists. This was when the monk allegedly tried to hold a blade against Prince Yury’s neck in order to free the Owynists. The monk then fled the scene and were pursued by the imperials, they eventually caught him in Adria and after being tackled, he died. The incident in Adria was witnessed by one of our Archbishops who spoke with Prince Yury who gave him his version of events and requested a report of the incident he would give to the Pontiff so he can make his own decision whether it was lawful or not. However, before the Archbishop even reached the Holy See to inform the Pontiff of these events, the Owynists were already causing a ruckus in Adria, posting missives about the Churches inaction, this was not even 24 saint hours later before a report was given to the Pontiff. The next saints day whilst most people were sleeping, a band of Owynists had broken into the Holy See with malicious intent. Whilst the Pontiff studied in his quarters, the Owynists burst through the doors with blades ready. They repeatedly stabbed our most beloved Pontiff with no mercy or remorse, citing him as a ‘Puppet Pope’ for the Emperor. Thankfully, with GOD’s grace, a valiant band of Haensetic knights heard this attack and raced to the Pontiffs aid. The assailants were quickly vanquished as physicians set to work on saving the Pontiffs life. It is with divine intervention that our Pontiff survived the attempt on his life, albeit it scarred, blind and severely injured. In one of the Owynist missive, it names Imperial Prince Yury as a ‘killer of cloth’, and yet here the Owynists committed the most egregious crime and tried to assassinate the Pontiff. It is clear that the Owynists just used the death of the monk as a political point to make themselves appear righteous and pius, but they are nothing of the sort. It is rumoured that they also do not worship GOD himself but a form of clown god known as the ‘Laughing GOD’. Their lies and fallacies have been exposed for they are nothing but opportunists and schemers. It is therefore that we the Holy Mother Church publicly condemn the schismatic group known as the ‘Owynists’. For their crimes against Holy Mother Church and GOD. Their Crimes It is hereby that we charge the marauding heretical group known as the ‘Owynists’ with the following crimes. For intentionally spreading misinformation regarding the death of Monk Jedediah, we charge them with defamation and spreading falsities to discredit the Holy Mother Church. For following the pagan GOD called the ‘Laughing GOD’, common followed by the Dimpledorc wizards and/or the clowns, we charge them with heresy. For attempting to force people to join this cult and killing those who refuse, we charge them with murder. For spilling Canonist blood within a consecrated site, we charge them with sacrilege. For blinding and crippling the High Pontiff of the Canonist Church, we charge them with assault on a man of the cloth and an additional charge of sacrilege. For the nature in which the attack took place and the wounds inflicted, we charge the Owynists with the attempted murder of a clergyman and High Pontiff of the Canonist Faith. Any man or woman who takes up arms alongside these heretics will face GOD’s judgement. May GOD have mercy on their souls. Conclusion It is thus that we task all faithful men and women of GOD, to bring these heretics to justice no matter the cost. We also task the Fidei Defensor with evicting wherever this group may settle, be it in the Empire or outside of. For they shall be given no reprieve until justice is met. We as canonists have a moral duty to stomp out those who try to destroy or endanger our holy church, we must bring them to GOD so that they will face the consequences for their crimes.

“It seems the wood elves have begun threatening the Holy Church and the Canonist faith that the Empire so valiantly protects and serves. Perhaps it is time we joined the fray.” said Archbishop Zachery as the new holy order begins to take shape.

“Deus Magnus, Deus Vult!” exclaimed Zachery, applauding the new Pontiff.

Zachery casts his vote.

“I don’t recall a ceremony being held...” muttered Zachery before digging into his many files in search for documentation of their matrimony.

Ted would remind this faithful Adrian he served grand Duke Tuvya Carrion!

“All Hail the glorious Courlandic Empire!” proclaimed Ted the farmer, an Adrian loyalist!

I also reached the vote milestones where you’re meant to get an extra ss slot, i didn’t get it though

“Nobody cares enough about you to raze your city. However they will have an inclination if you don’t start being actual halflings and stay out of nation politics to try make yourself relevant. When you joined the GA, this proved you are not as neutral as you claim to be. Stick to your own place and stop sticking your nose into other nations politics.” said Zachery.

“You’re a halfling, why does biggun conflicts even concern you, stay in your hovels where it doesn’t affect you. No wonder nobody likes halflings anymore all you do is act like small humans rather than what halflings actually are, my GOD!” said Zachery.

“All Ascended should burn.” said Zachery.

Zachery makes a note to inform his friends! @Zhulik @General_Wartface

Zachery is triggered.