- Pastry

!!!!!!!!!!! yass

Smh, High Elves aren’t a carbon copy of Nazi Germany. Nazis were filthy lesser humans. Absolutely disgusting analogy. But in all seriousness, we have a very very strong separation between IC and OOC – it’s part of what makes it roleplay! If you’re concerned our community is turning into a cesspool of fascist degeneracy, you’re welcome to join our discord and say hello. We’re sort-of nice people!

First off I would like to express how incredibly dissatisfied I am with the vegan options currently available to good LotC folk within the lore. This is an affront to my culture. Second off I invite everyone to take a look at this (If the img doesn't work then gosh darn I'll edit) Within the Pokemon games and greater universe lore -- and most notably within the mechanic known as 'breeding', a Ditto takes the form of whatever other Pokemon is parked in the breeding chamber with it, enabling it to spit out those eggs and expedite the process of breeding for specific natures. Arceus bless. Now, you may be asking "Pastry, what the rootin' toot does a ditto have to do a plant making a meat baby" -- well, you may consider that the plant version of a descendant is a near perfect mimicry. Almost all bodily functions are present and mirrored in plant form, much like how Ditto mirrors and mimics another Pokemon. This includes reproductive function, which should conceivably work identically to its copied descendant. Therefore, if a glorp of non-newtonian fluid is able to squeeze out eggs, descendants should be able to breed with a plant-Ditto for the same purpose IV breeding in LotC is so difficult please understand. -1

To be honest I should be at the point where I can teach. And speaking of which, Divine Warden and Holy Alteration should be combined. Holy Forges could be d o p e.

This strikes me as the unwanted prom-night dumpster baby of Fi'hiiran'tayna and Voidal Translocation. So, really unnecessary and not really anything new.

muh lightwells

Hengest, unaware of the competition, leaves his own notice in Haelun'or and Bastion. "400 minas. Bastion, in thirty Elven minutes" it reads

-No bully

Mcname(s): GortofGumpus Why he/she is blacklisted: FT camping, lazy minas or die bandit rp Conditions of blacklist (temporary, permanent, until appeal, etc.): 2 weeks after his ban, so three weeks after this post date.

Mcname(s): SywardValen Why he/she is blacklisted: FT camping, lazy minas or die bandit RP Conditions of blacklist (temporary, permanent, until appeal, etc.): 2 weeks after his ban, so three weeks from today.

Mcname(s): Shuggie_ Why he/she is blacklisted: FT camping, Minas or Die RP Conditions of blacklist (temporary, permanent, until appeal, etc.): 2 weeks after his ban, so three weeks from this post's post date.

Objectively good.

take my green number you beautiful bastard.

After RPing a bit with some gnomes I find this MUCH more appealing. ++++++1

A letter returns stamped with the seal of the Silver State of Haelun'or. "Five-hundred minas."

Name: Ikur Seregon Age: 123 Race: Mali'aheral MC Name: Magicpastry ((Skype)): Magicpastry Intention: To cleanse Haelun'or and its affiliates and return the Mali'aheral to true purity and maehr'sae hiylun'ehya Do you pledge yourself to the upholding of Order and the safeguarding of its Blessed Ideals? Yes.

Ikur removes the note once more with a grim expression lining his face. He begins to follow through on his previous note's promise. ((I'm well aware of the Thahnium lore, thank you. ( : ))

Ikur grumbles more as he rips yet another notice down before reposting his previous one, with an added section. "Extensive tests have been performed on Thahnium and its effect on various species, including unconnected humans, corroborating the assertion that Thahnium is indeed a potent neurotoxin to all races. Documentation of each case will be provided to inquisitive Mali'aheral after a formal request has been submitted to the Triumvirate. Furthermore, continued spread of malicious misinformation will result in legal action on the part of the Protectorate of Haelun'or." The document is signed by Ikur Seregon, and stamped with the crescent seal of Haelun'or. Tenshar's name is penned down and mailed to the Okarir'tir, Elwyn Izalith, and the Sohaer, Laethis Izalith along with the notice that had been ripped down, and a copy of the one Ikur had reposted.

The notice is ripped off of a post near the Haelun'or docks. A gruff, snappy High Elf crumples the notice into a ball and pockets it for later disposal. Another notice is pinned in its place. "All those seeking to sell Thahnium garments may peddle their torture devices elsewhere. Thahnium is a potent neurotoxin, and prolonged exposure to it will result in all manner of mental illness, frostbite and most likely death."