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*enters hot topic cautiously... flaunting to the cashier about his mineman creature character.
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Upon the fourth mention of the vampire character, the cashier kindly asks the young girl to leave only to be responded in a barrage of vitriolic Mediterranean slurs. From the back, a man hobbles over with an odd foot- alas, he cannot display his true identity for fear of the local mall authorities.
With a swift shout of "f*ggot" from the club-footed suitor, the girl curls into his arms whispering about how she will gut the cashier for such insolence to their 'lore'. The cashier blinks an eye at a time, yawning.
Upon the yawn, the girl screeches- "HELP ME HE WEEL HURT ME" to the other store patrons- perhaps the girl was all bark and no bite. Her clubfooted suitor repeats the phrase "f*ggot* numerous more times.
Since this day, the girl has not returned to the mall for such evil criticisms.