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I sexually identify as the sun. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of slamming hydrogen isotopes into each other to make helium & light and send it through the galaxy. People say to me that a person being a star is Impossible and Iโm ******* retarded but I donโt care, Iโm beautiful. Iโm having a plastic surgeon inflate me with hydrogen and raise my temperature to over 6000 ยฐC. From now on I want you guys to call me โSolโ and respect my right to give you vitamin D and probably sunburns. If you canโt accept me youโre a fusionphobe and need to check your astral privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.